Holes to Shit In
I am slowly dying. That being said, fuck all this unnecessary pressure I feel to find a job where I'll most likely be forced to repeat the same monotonous task over and FUCKING OVER again.
All I want to do is play my guitar, write, observe, smoke, pick my nose / ears / bum / pimples / black heads, masturbate, fart, shit, evolve through social interaction with my friends, have sexual intercourse, stare at the sky and the stars, drink beer, and laugh at all the dirt-bags idling in traffic jams while sitting their precious fucking cars / SUVs / mini-vans wearing their brand spanking new designer cloths with their $150 haircuts while on their cell phones and on their way to pick-up their snot-nosed kids from their extra-curricular activities. GAHHHHHH... ffffffuck.
Why isn't it socially acceptable to take shits while in the correct position - squatting? I feel like I'm perpetually constipated because I can never get all the shit out while in the sitting position. That being said, I think I need to buy a little gardening shovel so that I can dig small holes to shit in.
All I want to do is play my guitar, write, observe, smoke, pick my nose / ears / bum / pimples / black heads, masturbate, fart, shit, evolve through social interaction with my friends, have sexual intercourse, stare at the sky and the stars, drink beer, and laugh at all the dirt-bags idling in traffic jams while sitting their precious fucking cars / SUVs / mini-vans wearing their brand spanking new designer cloths with their $150 haircuts while on their cell phones and on their way to pick-up their snot-nosed kids from their extra-curricular activities. GAHHHHHH... ffffffuck.
Why isn't it socially acceptable to take shits while in the correct position - squatting? I feel like I'm perpetually constipated because I can never get all the shit out while in the sitting position. That being said, I think I need to buy a little gardening shovel so that I can dig small holes to shit in.