My Self-Summary

Feb 27, 2009 14:53

To start off, what exactly is a "self-summary". What the hell is this.. a RESUME! i dont think so. its like one of those surveys pople post on myspace to basically stalk you.I love life we go together like syrup and pancakes.i got some quircks people dont like ..esp my eating quircks i kinda throw everything together and eat. i mean it philsophy is if it comes out together might as well eat it together and let me tell u what..white choc dipped fungyns r freaking good and cheesa pizza n honey. and no im not a fat bitch who eats all day.and when it comes to the people who im surrounded by. For instance:my mom and dad friends and my nephew/relatives..and my kids i nanny for.. anybody mess with them. there will be a throwdown.accept my sister yall can have her. Juno is my idol besides the whole preg thing..but i should major in juno and napoleoon i think that would makre a great degree.and as college goes..school is for queers.
and basically i really dont give a shit wat people think everyone has their own opnion to stuff but i will let u know if i disagree and jsut to let u know right now u will be wrong..becus im PRINCESS HOLLY BITCHES>in a non conceited away of course.
and not to be all gay and shit but msg or me if ur not those creepy old guys..like seriously another y do 35 yr old dudes msg 20 yr old chicks...thats disgusting...and mote importantly y do they go to the CLUBS and try to dance.
thats my story and im sticking to it. GET OVER IT

Im THE BEST NANNY OUT THERE. u cant even appear. and i know when most people think of nannys. they think of "supernanny"..umm negative. im better than that. and everyone is like go to school blah blah blah..school is for nerds and squares. which reminds me i always wanted to be like rory gilmore off gilmore girls haha. anyways.

some day i will go what im supposed to do..whatever hat is..until then i work with the two most amzing kids ever..id kill for thosekids..just saying.

I'm really good at being an SMART ass...im a legend ask around..the things i come up with i should write a book.
*y do people have ugly babies.. did God make them for us to laugh at them. most importantly im the best at making the crowd laugh..and no not a class clown..when did that saying come about..but i think clows r straight up freaky and not funny. they scare little kids. and mcdonalds n jack in the box r clowns i dont wants clows being logos for places i eat. anyways. im RANDOM! which makes life freaking greatness.

The first things people notice about me:
my BUTT haha. and my amazing curves..am i turning u on yet..jp ..it better not..ill cut you. but seriously my ass i always know when the slow down to walk they r looking at the goodies..yes i stole it from Ciara. and i hte when i talk to people on the phone and they say " you sound cute"..how do u sound cute.
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