PISSED OFF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!
So today I come home from getting shit for pep rally to find out that my dad is giving away my trampoline to our lame ass neighbors. He did not even ask me first. It's probably not that big of a deal to you guys but you have no idea how mad I am. It is one of very few sources of entertainment in this god foresaken town. My dad said "If you feel the urge to bounce, just go over and ask them to jump on it" First off....who the fuck needs to ask to jump on their own trampoline? What am I gonna say? "Hey Mr. can I go jump on my trampoline?" No! that's just fucking ridiculous. If his dumb ass kids wanted to jump on it then they could come over and ask us. I shouldn't have to ask to jump on the trampoline that I own. Jeffrey Zeman giving away my god damned trampoline is 250 fucking dollars down the porcelain pee-hole!!! FUCK YOU!!