Alright kids settle down now. Uncle Joe is going to tell you a story about a girl and a dude bro.

[edwardnigma]

Two weeks ago, someone showed me pictures from a girl's livejournal. The pictures showed the girl's neck piercings. I looked at it and the first thought that popped into my head was how stupid those things look in her neck. And so many devious ideas popped into my head. And I grinned, a smile from ear to ear, as my brain cooked up a plot

Comments

[cubaricho]

what is a dude bro?

I think you'd know if anyone.

Re:

[cubaricho]

why would a cock in your ass interrupt your hearing ability?

[mokusatsu]

your comments are at least semi-witty. more than i can say for the rest of the people on this chick's friends list that made the trek over here to seek vengeance. i mean you're a dipshit and a dude-bro but still...

[mokusatsu]

remember that last comment i left where i said your replys were at least semi-witty? yeah...i take it back...you are a dipshit.

[empathyislost]

you are an idiot. youre on the list. you just stepped into hell.