Alright kids settle down now. Uncle Joe is going to tell you a story about a girl and a dude bro.

[edwardnigma]

Two weeks ago, someone showed me pictures from a girl's livejournal. The pictures showed the girl's neck piercings. I looked at it and the first thought that popped into my head was how stupid those things look in her neck. And so many devious ideas popped into my head. And I grinned, a smile from ear to ear, as my brain cooked up a plot

Comments

[ximafatpunkx]

geez joe...you are such a loser...get a life...blah blah blah blah...

i enjoyed your story...so much that i jerked off to it...it was brillian...i love clever jokes that fuck with losers...i must have jerked it for about 20mins...but the thing is that when i busted...it was all over my keyboard...not there is cum all over my keyboard...but thats ok...it was worth it...thanks joe...i enjoyed your joke...so much that i now have a blister on my hand...

and about neck peircings...let me tell you...one time this chick with neck peircings was all over me...and i was like...damn baby...you got peircings in your neck...then she sucked me off...and i blew it in her hair...so that is all i have to say about peircings...

im sure this girl would blow me also...dumb slut...

[qtwithdimples]

I'm a dumb slut.
but at least I can spell "piercings"

[imamanatee]

that right there was one of the funniest things i have heard all day :D

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[ximafatpunkx]

you are the one with a dick in your mouth...so i care about spelling...

[anthonyxoxo]

hahahahaha