Alright kids settle down now. Uncle Joe is going to tell you a story about a girl and a dude bro.

[edwardnigma]

Two weeks ago, someone showed me pictures from a girl's livejournal. The pictures showed the girl's neck piercings. I looked at it and the first thought that popped into my head was how stupid those things look in her neck. And so many devious ideas popped into my head. And I grinned, a smile from ear to ear, as my brain cooked up a plot

Comments

[mokusatsu]

haha this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen. i guarantee that all you fucks have had boners about this all night and all day today. you dude-bro's are totally getting off on this. all the dude-bro's responding are obviously doing it to validate their pathetic attempts to stick their baby dicks in whoever the fuck this post was about. i mean come on, all these dude-bro's just needed an excuse to act all macho in hopes that one day they could bang this chick. that's what dude-bro's do. i've been to the zoo. i know how this shit works.

[mokusatsu]

all these posts about being open minded and unique...blah blah blah...that's stooping. and so what if i am a fag? you're still a dipshit.

[mokusatsu]

now you have a problem with communists?! damn kid you're off the deep end. keep fag bashing and while you're at it why don't you go suck off chuck heston dude-bro.

[mokusatsu]

man you've just run out of things to say...not that i expected any less from a dipshit...go play in traffic...oh and here's a novel idea...why don't you go fuck yourself...

[mokusatsu]

i knew from the start you couldn't keep up...remember, you're a dipshit...christ, i'm surprised you lasted this long...

[mokusatsu]

emo-boy...that's a goddamn laugh...and as far as being in community college making me above all these people...whatever...i'm not in community college...i'm done with that...i'm beyond that...not that i need to defend myself to a worthless fuck like you but whatever...and stop wasting my air you gun toting republican fuck...oh yeah, you're still a dipshit.

[mokusatsu]

thanks for not making sense. not that i expected you to. dipshit.

[mokusatsu]

about as clever as you calling me emo and talking about dashboard confessional...dipshit...now that was clever.