Alright kids settle down now. Uncle Joe is going to tell you a story about a girl and a dude bro.

[edwardnigma]

Two weeks ago, someone showed me pictures from a girl's livejournal. The pictures showed the girl's neck piercings. I looked at it and the first thought that popped into my head was how stupid those things look in her neck. And so many devious ideas popped into my head. And I grinned, a smile from ear to ear, as my brain cooked up a plot

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[punkrockgod]

you ever hear the phrase "fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded"? well, you sure proved that you do in fact lack some chromosomes. what exactly do you have against piercings? there's a world of people that are very different from you. people who thrive on pain, people who adorn their body as they see fit, people who just want to be different or unique. are you gonna spend your life flaming each and every one for their choices in body modifications becaue, in your eyes, they look stupid? ignorance must be bliss.

[xrachiex]

[punkrockgod]

[sebatical]

kind of ironic that you would scold someone for making fun of people, yet you post a picture of a child with down's syndrome doing something positive in his life and make fun of him..

think about that..

[trappedangel]

very true

[punkrockgod]

"people who just want to be different or unique"

Like you we gather? Very unique individual indeed, like a fucking snowflake and the rest of the snowflakes areound you... fucking mallrat punks, you ought to fucking squat and live on the streets and have a fucking cause different than whinning because the only way you can get laid is on the internet.

Please stop being such a fucking pathetic Blink 182 wannabe and hit your head real hard with a brick... darwin will thank you.

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[punkrockgod]

i'm truly taken aback by your lack of understanding here douchebag. shall we all cling to the masses of gap wearing, boy band listening neanderthals like yourself? i think your mudslinging just goes to prove exactly how stereotypes get out of control in this country. you think of our idiosyncracies as simply hanging around the mall or causing trouble. just check that at the door my good man. and using blink 182 to slander my name is hardly the truth. i believe it's you and the rest of the mindless drones who have sold out to corporate america in a blink182-an fashion. the irony here is that, as you speak of Darwin, it becomes apparent to me that we have in fact found the missing link. thank you for being. and keep on hating.

[cubaricho]

let's not talk about your cool hat which you wear off to the side. I think I saw that for a the first time when Blink was on MTV. All you need now is your labret pierced and they'd probably let you join them.

You're an idiot.

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[punkrockgod]

right, and they started the whole hat sideways schpiel? sorry son, been doing that since before they had a band. oh, and i do in fact have my labret pierced and am a better musician than any of those dudes claim to be. stop watching mtv, it's bad for your complexion.

[sebatical]

you're obviously not a science person..

if you're referring to retardation as being a product of trisomy-21, that would actually be the presence of an extra chromosome.. get your terminology straight before you try to create "cool sayings" out of it..

retard..

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[punkrockgod]

actually mr. wizard, there are all types of retardations. some do in fact stem from a lack of a chromosome. thanks for playing the feud.

[sebatical]

by the reference to the special olympics, you would be referring to trisomy 21.. you're still wrong, and you're still a fucktard..

but you do look oh-so-cool in your userpic, if that makes you feel better..

speaking of retards, did your father and his sister have other kids too? or just you?

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[punkrockgod]

no, actually i have a sister and we are the world's first brother/sister/uncle/cousin/aunt/mother team of tarts to win the gold medal in downhill running.

[guyute]

what kind of retard are you?

[guyute]

i think the chromosome you lack is the Y-chromosome. but it looks like you got a nice "X" to take it's place.