How I do love my little, broken family.
This is the reason I love my sister: Her printer wasn't working for some reason and she needed to print something for her class last night. I told her no problemo, she could use my printer. As she was leaving, she said, "Grassy ass." To which I replied, "Day nudist!"
Okay, that was really about how cool I am. But to her credit, she actually laughed at that. Jimmy just stares at me when I say those things, bless his heart. However, he did tell me the other day that I look like Buttercup from The Princess Bride. Which is a pretty sweet compliment, considering I look more like four or five Buttercups. I guess I'll keep him.
Okay, that was really about how cool I am. But to her credit, she actually laughed at that. Jimmy just stares at me when I say those things, bless his heart. However, he did tell me the other day that I look like Buttercup from The Princess Bride. Which is a pretty sweet compliment, considering I look more like four or five Buttercups. I guess I'll keep him.