Oooh, I'm mean.

[edwardina]

Rachel is in her room crying because she's not allowed to go outside and play on a day that she's home sick from school. Nor is she allowed to put on her dress-up dress, which is about 3 oz. of scratchy gauze and another 2 oz. of polyester "velvet."

Mmm-hmm. Life is hard when you're six.