Top o' the nearly-afternoon to ye!
I just took a shower of the type that used to be a given, and is now almost non-existant. I just locked the door and did the deed. (Or, deeds). I have pruned, plucked, shaved, buffed, waxed, polished, trimmed and scraped every surface of my hide. I have a towel on my head and am freshly cologned. Wearing scent is a luxury that I indulge in when I want to feel special, whether I think anyone is going to be smelling me or not. I can smell me, and I smell GOOD. Ahhhhhhhh.
Where are the kids right now, you ask? They are standing right outside the door, asking every minute or so if I'm done yet. This is not, as you might imagine, because they require my services in any meaningful way. It is because they are BORED and it is MY JOB to entertain them. Kids these days - feh!
Alright, let's go make some snowflakes.
Where are the kids right now, you ask? They are standing right outside the door, asking every minute or so if I'm done yet. This is not, as you might imagine, because they require my services in any meaningful way. It is because they are BORED and it is MY JOB to entertain them. Kids these days - feh!
Alright, let's go make some snowflakes.