_auberginedream // Tissues // 1 Drabble
Title: Attempted Humor
Challenge: Tissues
Rating: G
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Edward/Bella
Warnings: All dialogue. Gift-giving. Feeble attempt at humor.
Author's Notes: I honestly think Edward is the world's biggest dork and would do something like this.
"Happy birthday, love."
"I told you not to get me anything."
"You'll love it. Promise."
"Fine"
...
"God, Edward. Does it ever end?"
"You'll see."
"All I have is tissue paper."
"You'll see."
...
...
"You're not funny, Edward. I'm surrounded by 80 sheets of tissue paper and one empty bag."
"Get it?"
"No. Stop laughing!"
"I bought you nothing for your birthday!"
"...What?"
"I bought you nothing, like you asked. I put my gift, the nothing, into the bag. You should be happy!"
"Wait. Seriously?"
"Bella?"
"I can't decide whether your sense of humor is like a 110 or 10 year old."
Challenge: Tissues
Rating: G
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Edward/Bella
Warnings: All dialogue. Gift-giving. Feeble attempt at humor.
Author's Notes: I honestly think Edward is the world's biggest dork and would do something like this.
"Happy birthday, love."
"I told you not to get me anything."
"You'll love it. Promise."
"Fine"
...
"God, Edward. Does it ever end?"
"You'll see."
"All I have is tissue paper."
"You'll see."
...
...
"You're not funny, Edward. I'm surrounded by 80 sheets of tissue paper and one empty bag."
"Get it?"
"No. Stop laughing!"
"I bought you nothing for your birthday!"
"...What?"
"I bought you nothing, like you asked. I put my gift, the nothing, into the bag. You should be happy!"
"Wait. Seriously?"
"Bella?"
"I can't decide whether your sense of humor is like a 110 or 10 year old."