A rare press release....
1. What curse word do you use the most?
I don't see the reason behind it.
2. Do you own an iPod?
I break things unintentionally.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
What's a flist?
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
I don't need to sleep. I rest but I don't dream.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Kim.
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
I was in the attic. I don't own a television and there is no power where I live.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
I like pictures. I can't take pictures. I break cameras.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Phantom of the Opera.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
No.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
No.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No.
12. What CD is currently in your CD player?
I break things.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
I like milk.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yes.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
I never met Starbucks.
16. Can you whistle?
I never tried.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The eyes and the smile.
18. What are you looking forward to?
Making new friends.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
No. I was read to.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
No. I have bands on my chest.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Working in the yard.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
No.
23. What was the last song you heard?
Silent Night.
24. Last time you cried?
When Kim had gone to sleep.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
I'm using a recording device that I can't break.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No.
27. What’s the weather like?
I can't tell temperature.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
I think it's pretty.
29. What did you do before this?
I was carving something from a log.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I rest in the fireplace.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I don't need to sleep. I rest.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
I don't need to eat. I can.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Not really.
34. What did you do last night?
I talked to Willy.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
No.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
I don't know.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
For myself, yes.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
I've seen six flags on a pole.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
I had more girls talk to me than boys.
40. Do you like mustard?
On hotdogs and potato salad.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
I rest on my back.
42. Do you watch the news?
No.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
I cut myself by accident.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Jim. He shot me.
45. Do you like anybody?
I like everybody.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Cookies.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
*looks at his hands*
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I sink.
49. What color is your razor?
*looks at his hands and raises them* I don't shave.
50. What is your blood-type?
Cherry juice.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Uh....*raises his hands again*
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
That I threatened to rape Joyce.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
I like carrots. *smiles*
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
I don't have one.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Who?
56. Do you know what time it is?
I don't have a clock.
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
What is a "fresh prince"?
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
I would try to find a way out.
59. What’s your favorite kind of gum?
I don't chew gum.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
False?
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Wouldn't a crush hurt someone?
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
No.
63. Do you like to sleep?
I rest.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
No.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
No.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
I don't want a right yellow horse.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
To be with Kim.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
No.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I sink.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
*looks at himself and frowns* Yes.
71. Describe your hair:
Black, uneven, collar length and uncombed.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
No. I have a scorpion that I talk to and the spiders are my friends.
73. Are you an adult?
*looks at him* I appear so.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Sleeping.
75. Do you have a tan?
No.
76. Are you a television addict?
*looks around his castle* No.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Mother? I never had one.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
I like it.
79. Do you like orange juice?
Yes.
80. What sign are you?
Cancer.