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Taken from too_much_info
"One of my co-workers told me the funniest story the other day..
One of her friends was having a party, everyone was getting drunk, lots of people passed out, blah blah blah. Anyway, her friend had a couple staying with her temporarily while they were looking for an apartment, and slept in a cot set up inside next to the sliding glass doors. Shawn, my co-worker, passed by the cot on the way outside to have a cigarette, and she noticed there was a curling iron sticking out from under the covers. She told me that she thought that was kind of strange but went outside to smoke and forgot about it.
The next day Shawn's friend was out and about, she had some things to do and a court appointment, and Shawn went with her. They were in the car and she kept asking Shawn if she smelled something bad. She said she had been smelling whiffs of shit all day and couldn't figure out where it was coming from. She kept checking her shoes to see if she stepped in dog shit and was really self-conscious the judge could smell it too while she was in court. Afterwards, Shawn told me they kept looking for what smelled so bad and it turned out to be coming from her friend's hair.
Apparently, someone the night before had used her curling as an ass toy and put it back in the bathroom when they were done, and it even had some smears of cooked on shit. She was in such a hurry that morning that she didn't even notice it when she was curling her hair but did notice that the bathroom started to smell like shit when she was in there getting ready. Shawn then told her where she had seen that very same curling iron the night before.
Needless to say, no more parties or houseguests for a while. "
"One of my co-workers told me the funniest story the other day..
One of her friends was having a party, everyone was getting drunk, lots of people passed out, blah blah blah. Anyway, her friend had a couple staying with her temporarily while they were looking for an apartment, and slept in a cot set up inside next to the sliding glass doors. Shawn, my co-worker, passed by the cot on the way outside to have a cigarette, and she noticed there was a curling iron sticking out from under the covers. She told me that she thought that was kind of strange but went outside to smoke and forgot about it.
The next day Shawn's friend was out and about, she had some things to do and a court appointment, and Shawn went with her. They were in the car and she kept asking Shawn if she smelled something bad. She said she had been smelling whiffs of shit all day and couldn't figure out where it was coming from. She kept checking her shoes to see if she stepped in dog shit and was really self-conscious the judge could smell it too while she was in court. Afterwards, Shawn told me they kept looking for what smelled so bad and it turned out to be coming from her friend's hair.
Apparently, someone the night before had used her curling as an ass toy and put it back in the bathroom when they were done, and it even had some smears of cooked on shit. She was in such a hurry that morning that she didn't even notice it when she was curling her hair but did notice that the bathroom started to smell like shit when she was in there getting ready. Shawn then told her where she had seen that very same curling iron the night before.
Needless to say, no more parties or houseguests for a while. "