OH I'M SORRY I WAS BUSY NOT GIVING A FLYING SHIT ABOUT IT

[eduthepenguin]

Today my Theory of Justice professor (philosophy, in a nutshell) spent one bloody hour explaining about the different Journals that publish papers for different areas (e.g.: 'Harvard Law Review', 'Ethics') and how they're OMGSOCOOL and everyone who gets in there is so OMFGSMART and how they're the source of all happiness in the world and how hard it's to get published there and omg that even getting rejected with comments (apparently most people get rejected flat out) is really good. And then, just when all of us were ready to kill him with the most blunt object in reach, he proceded to tell us how he'd sent a joint-paper to the second most important one and gotten rejected after getting to the final round or whatever but had gotten turned down because the world was so WTFUNFAIR but instead of giving up he'd sent it again to the NUMBER ONE JOURNAL and he'd gotten accepted! And then a chorus of angels came down and sang happy songs while all over the world puppies and kitties got adopted by loving families YAY and everything was just fucking jolly.

Yeah, bitch, except us. The next time you feel like wasting an hour and a half of my fucking time like that, do me a favour and just stick a fucking burning coal in my eye. It might just be more enjoyable.

I also got a haircut today. Yeah.

Edit: I thought I might add a picture of the incident I mentioned here (which nobody commented because omgnobody cares about me. Woe is me.)



Yeah, the car is under that.


"Mommy, what is the truck doing to the car?" "They're just playing horsie, Timmy."