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I wish I could write lovely entries like Kristin, but since I have not really interacted with anyone outside of my co-stars I don't have anything beautiful to say. The girls of the Smallville cast are planning to prank the boys at some point, and I think we have some good ideas. No, I'm not going to spill them. That would ruin the element of surprise. Now that I am going to be on the set until the end of the season, a few things are going to change:
1. I must be allowed to do most of my own stunts. None of these close-ups cutting to a stunt woman crap. (I want to get down and dirty.)
2. Kristin's trailer must be moved next to mine so that we can bother each other for hair curlers or girl talk. (That, of course, is a given.)
3. Lois needs at least one kissing scene. Lana gets to kiss all the boys. (I would suggest a sex scene, but that may be pushing it. I'll even take a girl, for Pete's sake. Ha, Pete.)
4. Our writers need to stop cursing on the DVD commentary. Also Greg Beeman, that crazy man. (Little kiddies could be listening to that, boys.)
5. Oh, and Lois needs to have a cool theme song. Something with a pumping bass, like Kelly Clarkson.
I am sure these rules will lead to a productive and enjoyable season for all. If not, I will be very upset and Kristin will need to act out again in order to cheer me up. I think I am moving in with her but I don't want to kick chey_ney out.
1. I must be allowed to do most of my own stunts. None of these close-ups cutting to a stunt woman crap. (I want to get down and dirty.)
2. Kristin's trailer must be moved next to mine so that we can bother each other for hair curlers or girl talk. (That, of course, is a given.)
3. Lois needs at least one kissing scene. Lana gets to kiss all the boys. (I would suggest a sex scene, but that may be pushing it. I'll even take a girl, for Pete's sake. Ha, Pete.)
4. Our writers need to stop cursing on the DVD commentary. Also Greg Beeman, that crazy man. (Little kiddies could be listening to that, boys.)
5. Oh, and Lois needs to have a cool theme song. Something with a pumping bass, like Kelly Clarkson.
I am sure these rules will lead to a productive and enjoyable season for all. If not, I will be very upset and Kristin will need to act out again in order to cheer me up. I think I am moving in with her but I don't want to kick chey_ney out.