July 29th- Third Year of the Spontaneous Cow
I hate Feliciano! He was being really horrible today, and a knight is never horrible to another knight! He's broken our code. He told me today that he had found Jason, but he wasn't going to let me see him. I asked him why and he said that it was because Jason didn't want to see me. Liar! I was the one who found Jason in the first place! Jason and I share a special bond with one another. I told Feliciano that he was a fat toad face and he looked really shocked at first. Then his face went a funny shade of red and he said that if he was a fat toad face, then I was a fat cow poop.
I hit him then and he flew at me and jumped onto my back. I tried getting him off, but Feliciano is a lot stronger than he looks and I couldn't get enough energy up anyway because he's too fat and heavy. I managed to toss him to the ground, but then he was up on his feet again really quickly. For a fat person, he's awfully fast. I managed to hold him off with one hand, but then I had to let him go because he stopped pushing against it and decided to bite my knuckles instead.
The headmaster found us when we were just beginning to try to punch each other in the eye and he broke us up. He grabbed me by the ear in one hand and Feliciano in the other. He said that he was aghast at how ungentlemanly-like we were acting and he dragged us all the way back to the school. He told us that he was going to put us in a room until we made up, but I told him that if he did that, he would probably only get either one of us or none of us out of there alive. The headmaster looked really mad when I said it, but I didn't care. I was too angry at Feliciano to think of what the headmaster would say. Feliciano expressed a similar sentiment too and he said it in his special Hoity-Toity Voice.
So the headmaster decided that he was going to lock us in our respective dormitories. Unfortunately, Feliciano's dormitory is just across from mine, so I can still hear his stupid, shrill voice. I waited until the headmaster was safely back in his office, then I knelt down in front of the locked door. I put my mouth to the small crack under the door and yelled "WORM!" at Feliciano. He was quiet for a moment, probably because he couldn't think of any better retort, then he yelled back "BOLOGNA!"
I don't know what "bologna" is, but it sounded offensive. So I shouted back at him "LASAGNA!", which sounds kind of like "bologna", so I guess it would be offensive. Anyway, this carried on for a while until we both ran out of words, or were just too miserable to care.
Tomorrow is my birthday, but I don't care. Whatever I'm doing, Feliciano isn't going to be a part of it. He's a stupid fat toad snot!
I hit him then and he flew at me and jumped onto my back. I tried getting him off, but Feliciano is a lot stronger than he looks and I couldn't get enough energy up anyway because he's too fat and heavy. I managed to toss him to the ground, but then he was up on his feet again really quickly. For a fat person, he's awfully fast. I managed to hold him off with one hand, but then I had to let him go because he stopped pushing against it and decided to bite my knuckles instead.
The headmaster found us when we were just beginning to try to punch each other in the eye and he broke us up. He grabbed me by the ear in one hand and Feliciano in the other. He said that he was aghast at how ungentlemanly-like we were acting and he dragged us all the way back to the school. He told us that he was going to put us in a room until we made up, but I told him that if he did that, he would probably only get either one of us or none of us out of there alive. The headmaster looked really mad when I said it, but I didn't care. I was too angry at Feliciano to think of what the headmaster would say. Feliciano expressed a similar sentiment too and he said it in his special Hoity-Toity Voice.
So the headmaster decided that he was going to lock us in our respective dormitories. Unfortunately, Feliciano's dormitory is just across from mine, so I can still hear his stupid, shrill voice. I waited until the headmaster was safely back in his office, then I knelt down in front of the locked door. I put my mouth to the small crack under the door and yelled "WORM!" at Feliciano. He was quiet for a moment, probably because he couldn't think of any better retort, then he yelled back "BOLOGNA!"
I don't know what "bologna" is, but it sounded offensive. So I shouted back at him "LASAGNA!", which sounds kind of like "bologna", so I guess it would be offensive. Anyway, this carried on for a while until we both ran out of words, or were just too miserable to care.
Tomorrow is my birthday, but I don't care. Whatever I'm doing, Feliciano isn't going to be a part of it. He's a stupid fat toad snot!