All Righty then! I'll let'em rip!katskornerSeptember 16 2003, 00:17:50 UTC
I like the previous format used, so I'm gonna copy that...
Dear J-Lo, Are you proud of yourself for ruining Ben the way you have? Only I can save the poor man from being a complete asshole, and that just isn't happening, cause I fear you've ruined him beyond the point of return.
Dear Madonna, Will you kiss me too? I have loved you since I was a young girl and you just got started in the music business. When all of my friends called you a whore, I said I wanted to be just like you. When all of my friends turned their backs saying you were unpatriotic, well, I still stood true and still love you. You have been an amazing influence to me, specially in my coming out last year as bi. I swear, there is God, then you, on the totem pole in my books!
Dear Axle Rose, Would you write a song about how much I loved your band. Your so sexy.
Dear Brittany Spears, Unless your breasts are inflatable, well, no one believes they weren't opperated on. I mean really, you had nothing at all, then BOOM! They were exploding everywhere, all of a sudden, specially outta your clothes!
Dear Christina Aguilara, Voulez vous couche avec moi?
Dear Shakira, My sex life can ONLY be improved by your Goddess like skill to skake your booty, Oh Goddess Shakira, teach my thy great enlightening ways.
Dear Arnold, If kids means so much to you, why did you cancel at the LAST fucking minute to be the main guest speaker at TWO consecutive National FFA conventions?! Loser!
Dear Hugh Grant, Why did you pay a hooker? You could've had me for free! Poor you, I hope you know better the next time. You can't get arrested if money's not exchanged.
Dear Heath Ledger, Will you reproduce with me? Will you marry me? I love you, so very, very, VERY much! I would do anything for you that you would want me to do. ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Dear Robin Williams, Can I spend a day getting to know what your really like and about? You are one of the most awsome guys on TV. I swear, I'd vote for you if you ever ran for president, even if you were a Republican!
Dear Weird Al, Will you write a song about a bunch of crazy people in a national co-ed Service Fraternity called APO? Specifically about the Region II Road Crew?
Dear J-Lo,
Are you proud of yourself for ruining Ben the way you have? Only I can save the poor man from being a complete asshole, and that just isn't happening, cause I fear you've ruined him beyond the point of return.
Dear Madonna,
Will you kiss me too? I have loved you since I was a young girl and you just got started in the music business. When all of my friends called you a whore, I said I wanted to be just like you. When all of my friends turned their backs saying you were unpatriotic, well, I still stood true and still love you. You have been an amazing influence to me, specially in my coming out last year as bi. I swear, there is God, then you, on the totem pole in my books!
Dear Axle Rose,
Would you write a song about how much I loved your band. Your so sexy.
Dear Brittany Spears,
Unless your breasts are inflatable, well, no one believes they weren't opperated on. I mean really, you had nothing at all, then BOOM! They were exploding everywhere, all of a sudden, specially outta your clothes!
Dear Christina Aguilara,
Voulez vous couche avec moi?
Dear Shakira,
My sex life can ONLY be improved by your Goddess like skill to skake your booty, Oh Goddess Shakira, teach my thy great enlightening ways.
Dear Arnold,
If kids means so much to you, why did you cancel at the LAST fucking minute to be the main guest speaker at TWO consecutive National FFA conventions?! Loser!
Dear Hugh Grant,
Why did you pay a hooker? You could've had me for free! Poor you, I hope you know better the next time. You can't get arrested if money's not exchanged.
Dear Heath Ledger,
Will you reproduce with me? Will you marry me? I love you, so very, very, VERY much! I would do anything for you that you would want me to do. ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Dear Robin Williams,
Can I spend a day getting to know what your really like and about? You are one of the most awsome guys on TV. I swear, I'd vote for you if you ever ran for president, even if you were a Republican!
Dear Weird Al,
Will you write a song about a bunch of crazy people in a national co-ed Service Fraternity called APO? Specifically about the Region II Road Crew?
Love to all,
Well, maybe not all,
~Kat~
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