Because this one always makes me giggle

[edoraslass]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boromir/Theodred!

1. There are six towns named Boromir/Theodred in the United States.
2. The air around Boromir/Theodred is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
3. Boromir/Theodred are the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
4. Boromir/Theodreomancy is the art of telling the future with Boromir/Theodred.
5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Boromir/Theodred.
6. Medieval knights put the skin of Boromir/Theodred on their sword handles to improve the grip.
7. California is the biggest exporter of Boromir/Theodred in the world!
8. Boromir/Theodred were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
9. Boromir/Theodred can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
10. In Chinese, the sound 'Boromir/Theodred' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.

I also did one with "Theodred/Boromir", but the only good one that came up was "Theodred/Boromiolatry is the mindless worship of Theodred/Boromir". Very apt, for one into Boromir/Theodreomancy.

And just for the record - #7 is totally inaccurate. I don't know where they get their facts.