15% city; 84% country....oh yes. (where's the other 1%?)

Jan 15, 2007 10:21

City Slicker

[x] I've been to Starbucks more than once in my life
[] I link arms whenever I walk with someone
[] I shop at AE, A&F, or HCO
[] I own 2 or more polo shirts
[] I will never be caught without my cellphone
[] I straighten or blow dry my hair on a daily basis
TOTAL: 1

[x] I wear flipflops no matter what the weather
[] I own an oversized pair of sunglasses...
[] I own 1 or more pairs of ripped jeans
[x] I layer my shirts
[ ] I will do anything to get the best Myspace pic
[ ] I had a "Myspace mirror pic"
TOTAL: 2

[] When I'm not drinking starbucks I prefer water
[] I get annoyed with tom-boys
[] I own an oversized bag or purse
[] I have seen every episode of Laguna Beach
[ ] My new addiction is 8th & Ocean or the Hills
[] I say "lol" in every sentence of every online conversation
[] I own tight jeans
TOTAL: 0

[] I wear large necklaces
[x] I own an iPod/mp3 player
[x] The internet = survival
[] one of the sports I play/played is football, Baseball, Basketball
[ ] have more than 1 AIM screen name
TOTAL: 2

[] I have said "lol" or "OMG!" in a real conversation
[] I love shopping
[] I shop whenever I have a chance
[] I own a bathing suit that cost 100 dollars or more
[] I have watched the Simple Life
TOTAL: 0

***add x's & Multiply By 3 & Put "I'm % City***

City = 5 x 3 = 15

Country Bumpkin

[x] ridden a horse
[x] owned a horse
[x] owned land
[x] been 4wheelin
[x] said "ain't"
[] been cow-tipping
[x] been deer hunting
[x] been swimming in a lake..
[x] caught a fish
[x] seen a deer get skinned
Total: 9

You ...
[x] have worked on a ranch or on land
[x] have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere
[] have been duck hunting
[x] have went swimming in a river (...gone...)
[x] driven or have owned a truck
[] own/ed a rebel flag
[x] like to fish
[x] have a funny accent... or thats what people tell you
[x] own/owned a pair of cowboy boots
[x] own/owned a cowboy hat
[x] own/have owned a big dog..
[] sometimes say "y'all"
[] have gotten made fun of for sayin "y'all"
Total: 9

You also...
[x] cuss when you're mad
[] have dipped/dip snuff
[x] go to church on sunday
[x] owned/own a hunting dog
[x] have riddin a horse to somewhere in town
[x] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch
[x] have eaten deer/elk meat
[] have shot a gun
[] own a gun
[x] park your vehicles in the yard
Total: 7

You...
[] have gone shopping...for a gun
[x] get the kids in your family a toy gun for christmas
[] wear long sleeves even in the summer
[x] know what stirrups are
[x] have fed the deer..
[] had dog named Bociefus..
Total: 3

***Add x's & Multiply By 3 & Put "I'm % Country**

Country= 28 X 3 = 84
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