Watch what you eat
Literally! I was having beer and nuts after work at a restaurant downtown. After a couple beers, the peanuts were almost out. Then I heard a sickening crunch at the back of my mouth and I knew something broke. I spit out all the remaining contents from my mouth and lo and behold, a piece of my tooth and stone came out. Now I'm gonna have to get my tooth capped or some shit like that. SO LOOK AT YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH! It's a nice fuckin' start to my day.