Status Report
10:10 I am comically inept at speed-texting :( #
12:39 Note to self: never leave jacket behind on the grounds that it might stop raining #
13:21 Number of teleprompter jokes: 7 and counting #
13:23 Have lost count of 'Right Wing Extremist' jokes. #
14:15 Protest being broken up by Police. Claims of 'suspicious package'. #
14:38 Party's back on! #
14:40 Secret Service is good people #
15:05 Note to self: hr 645 #
15:34 Party over! #
Goodnight everybody, and stay safe out there.