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[edigo]

me: wheee birfday!
uterus: oh no you don't.
me: OW MOFO *PAIN*

afk;fdjlhjk. sometimes having a dick seems like a nice alternative, really. especially when you consider the prospect of it being sucked on. um

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[circe_tigana]

happy birthday, sweetheart :)

[traveller]

storye if delaiyed bye powr outtigef.

tomorrowe.

BAH.

(translation - lost the first draft when the electric went, and now i'm having trouble putting it back together again. stupid electric.)

[hikethekilt]

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!11! *huggles*

Tylenol PM and Midol (which aren't supposed to be taken together) taken together are good for that. If and when you wake up, you feel stoned out of your mind for the rest of the day. Funness, and it's legal!

[jeviltwin]

I watched an episode of NOVA last night where a neurologist who studies wacky brain mysteries said that some women, after hysterectomies, actually experience phantom menstrual cramps (because those pathways in their brains are still there). The only thing, I imagine, worse than actual cramps are ones you experience for organs no longer in your body. Brains are weird.

But my real point is: {{{E}}}. PMS sucks, oh lord how I know.

Look! Distraction!

[hackthis]

Your birfday storie is Pastede on! Yay!!!