I'm so excited!
Sarah is dogsitting, so I'm going to spend my first night alone in the condo EVER! I work overnights, so Sarah gets a lot of nights alone, but I don't, because she never leaves the house. Kidding. But I did not think about the fact that when we live together, there will rarely ever be nights of sprawling across a queen-sized bed. I always have someone wrapped around me...not that there's anything wrong with that...but I am a sprawler by nature (not cause I hate-cha) so this is very exciting for me. Think of the possibilities!
Also, in news of the weird, my ex-wife, who is terrified of being within 200 feet of me for fear of her fiance's wrath, just bought a house with Clutch (the aforementioned fiance) which is two blocks down from the Bakers' house, where I work. It happens to be right on our route to the park, which is the only route that allows me and the boys to cross at the crosswalk and avoid the busy street. I find this hilarious. I wish I had taken a picture of their faces when they saw Simon and me walking by today. Clutch almost had steam coming out of her ears, and Ex looked like she might hyperventilate. She was cordial, but looked like she knew she was in trouble. The best part of this is that she has been to the Bakers' house before, when she tried to pin me to the bed for a little ex sex, then yelled at me for dating someone too soon, even though she was already dating Clutch. It was memorable to me, but I guess it was all in a day's work for her, because she looked truly shocked to find out they now live two blocks from where I spend most of my time! Ha.
Also, in news of the weird, my ex-wife, who is terrified of being within 200 feet of me for fear of her fiance's wrath, just bought a house with Clutch (the aforementioned fiance) which is two blocks down from the Bakers' house, where I work. It happens to be right on our route to the park, which is the only route that allows me and the boys to cross at the crosswalk and avoid the busy street. I find this hilarious. I wish I had taken a picture of their faces when they saw Simon and me walking by today. Clutch almost had steam coming out of her ears, and Ex looked like she might hyperventilate. She was cordial, but looked like she knew she was in trouble. The best part of this is that she has been to the Bakers' house before, when she tried to pin me to the bed for a little ex sex, then yelled at me for dating someone too soon, even though she was already dating Clutch. It was memorable to me, but I guess it was all in a day's work for her, because she looked truly shocked to find out they now live two blocks from where I spend most of my time! Ha.