MARDI GRAS '05 BITCHES!
well guys, i havent updated in quite some time, so i'll try and make this one as short as possible. (and if you know me, you know that this one will probably take you hours to read lol)
LAST WEEKEND:
FRIDAY: out with jenn. eat subway. drive around with nowhere to go. call pearson. decide to go meet up with him and a bunch of other guys at geremy's house. finally give pearson our WF pics. they all laugh at him and make fun of his obnoxiously long hair. hah poor kid. sooo we sit around and watch them breakdance. they dig through our purses, look at pics (i learn how this one kid stole my cousin's virginity-how nice, cause ya know i always wanted to know this right?) so they decide to pull every little thing out of my purse and play with it. they fucked up my lighter. (the cute lil pink one me n jenn stole that night. which btw..is the coolest lighter anyone has ever seen bitch) wooo thank you thank you. so we're gettin pretty bored. decide to leave cause jenn's parents said if we came home early they'd buy us drinks. WEEE!! (we never actually got them though..) so jenn walks outside. they lock me inside. o wonderful. so its like 12 guys to 1 girl. i was scared for my life. well no not really lol. so they start throwing condoms down my shirt. smother me with "baseball cups" and if you know what that is, you know its absolutely RANCID. so yeah, im feelin pretty violated. i grab my shoes and run. hahaha
SATURDAY: CAESAR parade!! dad/bill bought us drinks. wow we had so much fun flashin them old guys, right jenn! hahaha so i come home with MASSIVE amounts of beads. can't feel my neck. talk with michael til 1 in the morning. wash the grunge off my face and pass out.
SUNDAY: don't think i did much of anything. cept i slept most of the day. daddy bought me and jenn tickets to the ashlee simpson concert a week after my birthday!! woohoo.. *excitement* ...later on - went to church. came home. my parents dragged me in their room and said we needed to have a "talk". and you know when parents say that, it can't be good. so i'm like shitting on myself, i had no idea what was going on. i thought it had something to do with my smoking and drinking, and somehow they found out. but they told me to sit at the computer and pull up this webpage. i was like holy shit they found nude pics of me, or they saved my AIM conversations or something really gay like that. well it's a CINGULAR webpage. i'm like kay? watcha want me to do? mom's like "well we picked your plan, now pick your new cell phone" im like JHDGFLAKJSHDFOIWEUJBDSLKFH!?!!?are you kidding me? is this a joke?! so woooo!! i'm now the proud owner of a cell phone! i love it i love it i love it! and now you can call any fucking time you want and it won't be busy! yesssssss (i think every one pretty much knows the number, but if not, frickin IM me and tell me who you are, so i don't get a bunch of mexi's callin me at 2 in the morning)
MONDAY--SATURDAY: this week..kinda boring. nothing but practicing for rally. played with my cell phone every day, still don't know what half the buttons mean. michael says i have no common sense whatsoever. thank you dear. got progress reports! who has nothing but A's and B's and a gpa of 3.42 ?! is it me! o hunny i do believe!!! scoooore..so i got 35 bucks dude. (and i get an allowance of 40 dollars a month out of the accident insurance money) scoooore..i'm a rich bitch! i'm a real big tymer!! lmao... thursday night: parade with maggie and her family. get out the car: "wow you guys it smells like panchos"..they're all laughing at me. i turn around and theres a HUUUUUUUGE sign that says PANCHOS. lmfao.. i was like wow ima frickin idiot! so we froze our asses off but it was soooo much fun. took crazy pics and caught lots of shit. saw donegan for all of 5 min! woohoo.. lol watched these crazy ass people go try and move a light post? random, i know. they marched through panchos and threw beads at people hahahahah....came home, talked to michael. left with daddy and went to baskin robbins. stayed there for like 45 min with cait. we talked about everything, and we're finally back to where we were. woo i'm so excited. her bday is in 3 days!! yayyyy we're gonna have oodles of fun..wooo well friday was rally. we looked SOOO cute, took lots of pics.. i'll put them up on pictrail later. but shit! we fucking kicked ass dude! nobody even got a chance to win anything but us. 8th graders got attendance. who cares? we lost silly games by a mile. but we took over CHEERS, SKIT, COSTUMES, and ALL DECORATIONS! bitches be jealous! CLASS OF '06 RULES YOU ALL!!! "and all chapelle says we're pretty fly for some JUNIORS!!" hahaha man i love it! the seniors were crying and blah blah blah.. we just laughed in their faces, cause now we've PROVED we're better than them! heck yes we did! so i came home and bragged to jenn and all my riverjail buddies. didn't even take a shower. my nasty ass just went to the parades with my hawt makeup that ashbaby did for me. so me and jenn went to alchila and jason? caught MANY beads. saw cait marching, took pics of her. left and went to BK. we stood around and watched them all have this freakin mardi gras moshpit in front of the drive-through. me and jenn got kinda scared. so us loners just stayed off to the side and i called michael and told him to come over by us. cause there was noway in hell i was gonna get jenn in there. its okay, im glad we didn't get mixed up in that shit cause i get claustrophobic anyway. so michael walked his happy ass over to me and aww he looked so effin cute.. i luuuv this kid!! v-day's in 8 days yayyy i better get somethin good lol. so we smoked and walked with them for a lil while. went to jenn's car. drove back to our spot. caught more beads. i got hit on by BOUDREAUX THE NUTRIA! lmfao..wow frankie says i shouldn't tell ppl that, but i'm pretty damn proud of it. he's probably some lanky 40 year old looking for ass. but who cares! he wanted me! hahaha so he's video taping me and showering me with beads and blowing kisses..and yeah. it was fuckin hilarious. so we get kinda bored after awhile. decide to leave and try and meet up with this girl candace and some cute guys from jenn's work. uh oh uh oh. the pimp in jenn has emerged. she's struggling trying to figure out which one is cuter and which one she should go for. goddamnit! i wish i had 8374928347 guys to pick from lol.. i have ONE! but it's okay cause he's A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!! so we leave. drive around in lakeside parking lot waiting to say goodbye to my luv. he came and got me. we talked and kissed and laughed and made out some more. *tears* beautiful moment. lmao jk. it WAS cute though. we were freezing our asses off. so we sat in the back of jenn's car and snuggled and aw it was frickin cute. this kid called me like 832748923749823 times. i got jenn to play it off and now i think he's mad at me. haha do i care? NO. so michael left after awhile. sniff bye. so we drove all the way out to frickin BFE to go see these dudes from work. and they weren't even there. BUMMER! so we went to jason's house. lol woooow. that was some crazy shit. me and grennan were fighting. i kept hitting him with my belt. he threw me to the ground and busted my knee. OWW! then he took my shoes and ripped out my earring. djshfajshfkjsadf mother fucker. we left around 1130. realized i lost my 20$ earrings. well only one, but hey i cant just wear one ..thats faggish. so i called them up and made them go back outside and look for it. haha im so nice. they did and they found it. i still haven't gotten it back. but okay. back to jenn's. we talked FOREVER about boys ..lots of girltalk. eventually passed out. woke up to the sound of ashleigh singing. o yes. we tried for an hour to wake jenn up. we blared music in her ear, and tickled her. we yelled obnoxiously yet she never budged. got kinda scared, thought she might be dead or something lol. mother fucker was awake the whole time! lmao. i love this kid. we'll remember this along with the bed and desk incident FOREVER. we have the weirdest insiders i swear. hahaha. so we took showers. went to the mall. jenn bought shoes. we left and went to endymion with jenn and her fam. it was so crazy. we had fun with our 93746982374 pounds of chocolate and our pink and blue gloves. didn't catch as much shit as the other parades. it could be cause everytime we caught something, we'd BOTH catch it and fight over it and eventually wind up breaking it. hahahah wooow. we're so gay. mary ellen and ashleigh were at each other's throats. i swear there gonna kill each other one day. so that was alot of drama. lots of kicking and screaming and crying. i got aggrivated and stopped talking to everyone. so after an hour break in the parade we got EXTREMELY bored..some dude fell of a float and they had to stop or something i donno. so we left and of course the minute we leave, the parade starts up again. go figure. it was silence the whole way home. i called michael. we talked for a while. went back to jenn's. still silence. i'm guessing people were kinda pissed off at me cause of all the drama that night. i donno. i called my dad and he came and got me. went home, called jenn. we talked about shit. i guess we're pretty much on the same page again. and i just refuse to side with mary ellen or ashleigh ever again, cause i can't be mixed up in family feuds. so we're EXHAUSTED. we both go to sleep. cait called me. poor kid was standing outside work for an hour waiting for someone to get her. i talked to her til her dad eventually came and picked her up. passed out again. woke up this morning to the smell of fresh RAUNCH. my room is now taken over by the stench of mardi gras beads..how lovely. now it's like 1030 in the fucking morning and i'm the only one awake.. besides robbie lol. poor kid is sick. but today's SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!! woohoooo... hopefully we'll do something exciting. i derno if i'm goin with jenn and her family, i'm expecting a call after work. but ta-ta for now! much love to you all <3
LAST WEEKEND:
FRIDAY: out with jenn. eat subway. drive around with nowhere to go. call pearson. decide to go meet up with him and a bunch of other guys at geremy's house. finally give pearson our WF pics. they all laugh at him and make fun of his obnoxiously long hair. hah poor kid. sooo we sit around and watch them breakdance. they dig through our purses, look at pics (i learn how this one kid stole my cousin's virginity-how nice, cause ya know i always wanted to know this right?) so they decide to pull every little thing out of my purse and play with it. they fucked up my lighter. (the cute lil pink one me n jenn stole that night. which btw..is the coolest lighter anyone has ever seen bitch) wooo thank you thank you. so we're gettin pretty bored. decide to leave cause jenn's parents said if we came home early they'd buy us drinks. WEEE!! (we never actually got them though..) so jenn walks outside. they lock me inside. o wonderful. so its like 12 guys to 1 girl. i was scared for my life. well no not really lol. so they start throwing condoms down my shirt. smother me with "baseball cups" and if you know what that is, you know its absolutely RANCID. so yeah, im feelin pretty violated. i grab my shoes and run. hahaha
SATURDAY: CAESAR parade!! dad/bill bought us drinks. wow we had so much fun flashin them old guys, right jenn! hahaha so i come home with MASSIVE amounts of beads. can't feel my neck. talk with michael til 1 in the morning. wash the grunge off my face and pass out.
SUNDAY: don't think i did much of anything. cept i slept most of the day. daddy bought me and jenn tickets to the ashlee simpson concert a week after my birthday!! woohoo.. *excitement* ...later on - went to church. came home. my parents dragged me in their room and said we needed to have a "talk". and you know when parents say that, it can't be good. so i'm like shitting on myself, i had no idea what was going on. i thought it had something to do with my smoking and drinking, and somehow they found out. but they told me to sit at the computer and pull up this webpage. i was like holy shit they found nude pics of me, or they saved my AIM conversations or something really gay like that. well it's a CINGULAR webpage. i'm like kay? watcha want me to do? mom's like "well we picked your plan, now pick your new cell phone" im like JHDGFLAKJSHDFOIWEUJBDSLKFH!?!!?are you kidding me? is this a joke?! so woooo!! i'm now the proud owner of a cell phone! i love it i love it i love it! and now you can call any fucking time you want and it won't be busy! yesssssss (i think every one pretty much knows the number, but if not, frickin IM me and tell me who you are, so i don't get a bunch of mexi's callin me at 2 in the morning)
MONDAY--SATURDAY: this week..kinda boring. nothing but practicing for rally. played with my cell phone every day, still don't know what half the buttons mean. michael says i have no common sense whatsoever. thank you dear. got progress reports! who has nothing but A's and B's and a gpa of 3.42 ?! is it me! o hunny i do believe!!! scoooore..so i got 35 bucks dude. (and i get an allowance of 40 dollars a month out of the accident insurance money) scoooore..i'm a rich bitch! i'm a real big tymer!! lmao... thursday night: parade with maggie and her family. get out the car: "wow you guys it smells like panchos"..they're all laughing at me. i turn around and theres a HUUUUUUUGE sign that says PANCHOS. lmfao.. i was like wow ima frickin idiot! so we froze our asses off but it was soooo much fun. took crazy pics and caught lots of shit. saw donegan for all of 5 min! woohoo.. lol watched these crazy ass people go try and move a light post? random, i know. they marched through panchos and threw beads at people hahahahah....came home, talked to michael. left with daddy and went to baskin robbins. stayed there for like 45 min with cait. we talked about everything, and we're finally back to where we were. woo i'm so excited. her bday is in 3 days!! yayyyy we're gonna have oodles of fun..wooo well friday was rally. we looked SOOO cute, took lots of pics.. i'll put them up on pictrail later. but shit! we fucking kicked ass dude! nobody even got a chance to win anything but us. 8th graders got attendance. who cares? we lost silly games by a mile. but we took over CHEERS, SKIT, COSTUMES, and ALL DECORATIONS! bitches be jealous! CLASS OF '06 RULES YOU ALL!!! "and all chapelle says we're pretty fly for some JUNIORS!!" hahaha man i love it! the seniors were crying and blah blah blah.. we just laughed in their faces, cause now we've PROVED we're better than them! heck yes we did! so i came home and bragged to jenn and all my riverjail buddies. didn't even take a shower. my nasty ass just went to the parades with my hawt makeup that ashbaby did for me. so me and jenn went to alchila and jason? caught MANY beads. saw cait marching, took pics of her. left and went to BK. we stood around and watched them all have this freakin mardi gras moshpit in front of the drive-through. me and jenn got kinda scared. so us loners just stayed off to the side and i called michael and told him to come over by us. cause there was noway in hell i was gonna get jenn in there. its okay, im glad we didn't get mixed up in that shit cause i get claustrophobic anyway. so michael walked his happy ass over to me and aww he looked so effin cute.. i luuuv this kid!! v-day's in 8 days yayyy i better get somethin good lol. so we smoked and walked with them for a lil while. went to jenn's car. drove back to our spot. caught more beads. i got hit on by BOUDREAUX THE NUTRIA! lmfao..wow frankie says i shouldn't tell ppl that, but i'm pretty damn proud of it. he's probably some lanky 40 year old looking for ass. but who cares! he wanted me! hahaha so he's video taping me and showering me with beads and blowing kisses..and yeah. it was fuckin hilarious. so we get kinda bored after awhile. decide to leave and try and meet up with this girl candace and some cute guys from jenn's work. uh oh uh oh. the pimp in jenn has emerged. she's struggling trying to figure out which one is cuter and which one she should go for. goddamnit! i wish i had 8374928347 guys to pick from lol.. i have ONE! but it's okay cause he's A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!! so we leave. drive around in lakeside parking lot waiting to say goodbye to my luv. he came and got me. we talked and kissed and laughed and made out some more. *tears* beautiful moment. lmao jk. it WAS cute though. we were freezing our asses off. so we sat in the back of jenn's car and snuggled and aw it was frickin cute. this kid called me like 832748923749823 times. i got jenn to play it off and now i think he's mad at me. haha do i care? NO. so michael left after awhile. sniff bye. so we drove all the way out to frickin BFE to go see these dudes from work. and they weren't even there. BUMMER! so we went to jason's house. lol woooow. that was some crazy shit. me and grennan were fighting. i kept hitting him with my belt. he threw me to the ground and busted my knee. OWW! then he took my shoes and ripped out my earring. djshfajshfkjsadf mother fucker. we left around 1130. realized i lost my 20$ earrings. well only one, but hey i cant just wear one ..thats faggish. so i called them up and made them go back outside and look for it. haha im so nice. they did and they found it. i still haven't gotten it back. but okay. back to jenn's. we talked FOREVER about boys ..lots of girltalk. eventually passed out. woke up to the sound of ashleigh singing. o yes. we tried for an hour to wake jenn up. we blared music in her ear, and tickled her. we yelled obnoxiously yet she never budged. got kinda scared, thought she might be dead or something lol. mother fucker was awake the whole time! lmao. i love this kid. we'll remember this along with the bed and desk incident FOREVER. we have the weirdest insiders i swear. hahaha. so we took showers. went to the mall. jenn bought shoes. we left and went to endymion with jenn and her fam. it was so crazy. we had fun with our 93746982374 pounds of chocolate and our pink and blue gloves. didn't catch as much shit as the other parades. it could be cause everytime we caught something, we'd BOTH catch it and fight over it and eventually wind up breaking it. hahahah wooow. we're so gay. mary ellen and ashleigh were at each other's throats. i swear there gonna kill each other one day. so that was alot of drama. lots of kicking and screaming and crying. i got aggrivated and stopped talking to everyone. so after an hour break in the parade we got EXTREMELY bored..some dude fell of a float and they had to stop or something i donno. so we left and of course the minute we leave, the parade starts up again. go figure. it was silence the whole way home. i called michael. we talked for a while. went back to jenn's. still silence. i'm guessing people were kinda pissed off at me cause of all the drama that night. i donno. i called my dad and he came and got me. went home, called jenn. we talked about shit. i guess we're pretty much on the same page again. and i just refuse to side with mary ellen or ashleigh ever again, cause i can't be mixed up in family feuds. so we're EXHAUSTED. we both go to sleep. cait called me. poor kid was standing outside work for an hour waiting for someone to get her. i talked to her til her dad eventually came and picked her up. passed out again. woke up this morning to the smell of fresh RAUNCH. my room is now taken over by the stench of mardi gras beads..how lovely. now it's like 1030 in the fucking morning and i'm the only one awake.. besides robbie lol. poor kid is sick. but today's SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!! woohoooo... hopefully we'll do something exciting. i derno if i'm goin with jenn and her family, i'm expecting a call after work. but ta-ta for now! much love to you all <3