It's not the right time to be sober, now the idiots have taken over...
I have a strange habit of creating/buying/collecting/hording engines of pain and/or destruction. I always have at least one knife on me as well as an object that can let me dent a telephone pole with a punch. For awhile the trunk of my car held enough ordnance to supply a Five Points street meeting. For years, I've been asked what it is that makes me feel this necessary, and I think it's time I answer.
One of the reasons I respect the Republicans/Conservatives is the fact that they walk AND talk. Face it, liberalism tends to speak very loudly and carry no stick at all in this country. If the Dems and other Anti-Bush zealots were half as physical as they are verbal, the government probably would think twice before so easily shitting on us. Anyway, the point is, this will eventually change. Eventually, the masses will open their eyes, look up and realize how deep the government's cock is crammed up our ass, and how much of that was actually our own wriggling backwards. Like a whore with the wrong pimp, we let ourselves get fucked for protection, not realizing that we'll one day die, bound with electrical tape, underpants inside out, on the side of the road. I hope I'm there to see it when we realize the truth
One thing that really pisses me off, more than anything is the statement "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot." Granted that would probably be funny if George W. Bush was from Texas, as opposed to just having moved there and getting elected governor. He was born and raised in the northeast, you fucking retards. The shirts should read "Somewhere in Vermont, a village is missing its idiot." Doesn't really sound as funny, though, does it? Know why? It's because that region is primarily Democrat and it's much easier to make funny of Texas because it's in the southwest region known as the Bible belt. No one will ever correct your mistake, or even point it out. So I guess you'll keep laughing because you think your shirt is witty, and I'll keep laughing because you're an ignorant fucking retard.
It's been over a month since someone responded to my writing as opposed to just a quiz, or a stupidly cute object I found while surfing the internet.
spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?
- Drew Malone
Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend
One of the reasons I respect the Republicans/Conservatives is the fact that they walk AND talk. Face it, liberalism tends to speak very loudly and carry no stick at all in this country. If the Dems and other Anti-Bush zealots were half as physical as they are verbal, the government probably would think twice before so easily shitting on us. Anyway, the point is, this will eventually change. Eventually, the masses will open their eyes, look up and realize how deep the government's cock is crammed up our ass, and how much of that was actually our own wriggling backwards. Like a whore with the wrong pimp, we let ourselves get fucked for protection, not realizing that we'll one day die, bound with electrical tape, underpants inside out, on the side of the road. I hope I'm there to see it when we realize the truth
One thing that really pisses me off, more than anything is the statement "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot." Granted that would probably be funny if George W. Bush was from Texas, as opposed to just having moved there and getting elected governor. He was born and raised in the northeast, you fucking retards. The shirts should read "Somewhere in Vermont, a village is missing its idiot." Doesn't really sound as funny, though, does it? Know why? It's because that region is primarily Democrat and it's much easier to make funny of Texas because it's in the southwest region known as the Bible belt. No one will ever correct your mistake, or even point it out. So I guess you'll keep laughing because you think your shirt is witty, and I'll keep laughing because you're an ignorant fucking retard.
It's been over a month since someone responded to my writing as opposed to just a quiz, or a stupidly cute object I found while surfing the internet.
spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?
- Drew Malone
Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend