Memes
There are always character memes floating around. This is where I will put the memes that pertain to Edgey! Some might answer some things that are included in the History and/or Personality section. But this is more for fun.
Not everything here (most of it, actually) isn't mentioned in the game. I got really lazy less than halfway through this. I don't think Edgey is quite the workaholic I make him out to be.
MEME 1
Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your full name?
Miles Edgeworth
2. Where and when were you born?
Los Angelos, California*
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
My father's name was Gregory Edgeworth. He was a defense attorney...but he was murdered.
My mother died when I was in infancy.*
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
After my father died, I was 'adopted' by Manfred von Karma, a prestigious prosecutor who lived in Germany. Given th fact that he was the father of a Franziska von Karma, we were, by default, siblings. Franziska has a tendency to be rather...overbearing. She also persistently addresses me as 'little brother' despite our actual age difference.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
I live alone. My house is rather spacious, though it is usually uninhabited seeing that I spend most of my time in the office.
6. What is your occupation?
I am a prosecutor.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
I stand at roughly 5 feet and 8 inches, weighing about 150 lbs. My eyes and hair are arguably either a dull black or a dark grey. On a daily basis, I wear professional attire, as my job calls for. My suit is magenta in color with a notched lapel style and has been customly designed and tailored to fit properly. Beneath the jacket I wear a black vest and a white dress shirt and cravat. On my days off I wear something decent relaxed or casual clothing.
8. To which social class do you belong?
I'm considerably wealthy, if that's what you're asking.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
[Insert some annoyed grumbling about pollen counts and a lack of any decent physical strength]
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
I am able to write legibly with both my write and left hand, though I am more comfortable with my right hand.
11. What does your voice sound like?
...Have you not been listening to me?
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
Ergo, objection...mostly terms I use in court.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
My cell phone and wallet...
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
...Define "strange"...
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Miserable. Everything aquired in my childhood lead me to my early, and ongoing, success in life.
16. What is your earliest memory?
Playing with my father...
17. How much schooling have you had?
I completed all of my schooling at an early age. I am actually travelling abroad in sessions to learn more about foreign court systems.
18. Did you enjoy school?
Once I left America, school wasn't something I liked or disliked. I was just something I did.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
My mentor, Manfred von Karma taught me most of what I know about prosecution. Him...and Wright.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
Manfred von Karma was my only mentor after my father died.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
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22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
(A/N- Geez, torture the poor guy, why don't you?)
Before my father died...I wanted to be a defense attorney, just like him. After...I realized that the only way I could benefit the world was to make sure criminals recieved a guilty verdict, so I became a prosecutor instead.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
I used to go to the courthouse with my father...
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
I suppose I was a bright child. Determined.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
Phoenix Wright and Larry Butz. Phoenix...is still my friend. Larry...Well, when something smells...
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
[Insert sputtering >_>]
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
[Insert LOUD and obviously purposeful coughing.]
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
[insert clearing of throat after the previous display of avoiding questions.] I was born a human and I remain human. People actually believe in werewolves?
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Realizing what it truly means to be a prosecutor.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
...Phoenix Wright.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
32. What is your greatest regret?
[insert sad face. Yes, mun is getting lazy.]
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
...I used to be called the demon prosecutor. Use your imagination.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
Absolutely not. Unless you count the tampering with witnesses and evidence...
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
The day my father died...
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
Paper cranes...*mumblemumble*
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
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38. What is your best memory?
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39. What is your worst memory?
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Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I'm told I'm a pessimist...
41. What is your greatest fear?
I tend to get a little...nervous around earthquakes.
42. What are your religious views?
What religious views?
43. What are your political views?
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44. What are your views on sex?
[Oh noes! The mysterious coughing!]
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
Killing is never acceptable. There isn't anything to justify that.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Take another life.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
[Shrug]
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Work.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I try to avoid most people, but those I interact with see me in my true form. It isn't my concern what their opinions are.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Not to anyone who doesn't deserve it.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I would never kill another person.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
I...don't think I would give my life to protect anything other than myself.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
I try to keep my distance from most people. I'm not a social creature. Until recently, the more I knew people, the more I hated them...I'm not like that now.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
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55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
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56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
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57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
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58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
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59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I don't.
60. How close are you to your family?
Most of my family is dead.
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
No.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
Wright owes me.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
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64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
I've already learned that there are people who would miss me.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
If only Gumshoe would just take a day off and leave me in peace.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I'm a prosecutor.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I get things done.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
No.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
No.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
I play chess, work, read, work, make tea, work, watch Steel Samurai, work...
71. What is your most treasured possession?
I don't have many materialistic treasures.
72. What is your favorite color?
Magenta.
73. What is your favorite drink?
Tea.
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Decent mystery and suspense books, if not nonfiction.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
I enjoy music and Steel Samurai.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
No.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
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78. What makes you laugh?
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79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
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80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
I'd either read or work. If I can't sleeo then I may as well be productive.
81. How do you deal with stress?
I distract myself.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I spontaneously make plans.
83. What are your pet peeves?
Dirty people, obnoxious people, unruly people...people.
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
Annoyed.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
I can do my job.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
The fact that I am weak.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
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89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Organized.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good: Puzzles, work, strategy.
Bad: Overcoming fear, being patient, accepting defeat.
91. Do you like yourself?
…I'm not sure.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public?
I do the things I do for my own reasons. I don't tell others about myself. Especially “in public.”
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
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94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Better off than I am now.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Whichever way allows me to stay in control.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
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97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
The Demon Prosecutor, no doubt.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Sarcastic, realistic, intelligent.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Sarcastic, distant, cold.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
Make some friends, Edgeykins. Make some friends and be freeeeee.