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So what else now? I have no idea. Just recently I had to take my placement exams for English and math. No, nevermind im not going to talk about that. Theres nothing to say about it. so anyway, about my roommate. (theres always more to say about him) I think hes becoming more comfortable around me. This is bad because his laugh is becoming louder and longer. I know none of you actually know what it sounds like so I have an idea. I have a microphone. I will engage him in a friendly act of laughter. Then once he is at his peak, I will record it and then put it on the internet. His laugh will become world-wide and he will forever be known as the skinny black man with wirey hair that goes to dillard university who has the most obnoxious laugh ever. I was watching family guy earlier today when he came into the room and told me that he loved family guy. I was like ok that’s cool. But then I heard his laugh. Now this wasn’t his normal laugh, this laugh was a loud screaming echo. Remember that my floors are tile and the walls are of concrete. So, needless to say, I hit him in the face. No I didn’t. but I wanted to sooo bad. I had the whole fight scene planned out in my head. But I guess I respect him. Shit, that’s bad! Then later on I was talking to katy on the phone. Ok let me back up a lil bit. I walked to radio shak today to get an antenna for the tv. (fuckin freshman dorms don’t have cable) so I was flippin channels while he was on his cell phone with whoever and I was on my cell phone with whoever. then i come across springer and the title is “honey im gay” or something to that effect. I was like “ummmmmmm, no.” so I changed the channel. Then I got this idea… I was like let me see what he says about the show. (if you didn’t know, I think hes gay, my mom thinks hes gay, my grandparents think hes gay, random people in my dorm ask me if my roommate is that faggot, and my sister, whose never seen nor heard him, thinks hes gay) so I flip back and let the channel sit there for a second then turn. Theres this black guy on there who, to me, is noticeably gay. And I got to thinking, how can this woman who hes with not realize it. I mean this guy was beautiful! Im getting side-tracked. It didn’t take long at all. Like a second after I turned he was like “hey, wait! What was that with that black guy?” then I was like oh that was just jerry springer. And then he gave me the saddest sigh ever. I didn’t care. I still wasn’t about to turn back.
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