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Dear men,*
Please stop being creepers and douchebags. Seriously.
Having a cock does not magically make me want to sex you.
Being attracted to me does not magically make me attracted to you.
You cannot save me from my attraction to women with your magical penis.
You may think you're this magical pussy magnet, but I promise you that you're not.
No, you cannot watch me with another girl.
No, you cannot watch me with another guy.
No, I don't care that your dick is 10".
Not every girl is a porn star.
I'm not a cum bucket.
I'm not a fuckhole.
I'm not a pair of tits and a fine ass.
I'M A MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Could I please be treated with a decent amount of respect?
Or is that really too much to ask for?
And none of that Nice Guy shit either. That doesn't fucking count.
No love ever,
me
*Disclaimer: If you're a man I'm LJ friends with, I'm not addressing you....you guys are cool, thank gods. I know there are good guys, great guys; it's just those other guys. I'm very sick of having to deal with those other guys on a consistent basis, no matter where I fuckin am.
Please stop being creepers and douchebags. Seriously.
Having a cock does not magically make me want to sex you.
Being attracted to me does not magically make me attracted to you.
You cannot save me from my attraction to women with your magical penis.
You may think you're this magical pussy magnet, but I promise you that you're not.
No, you cannot watch me with another girl.
No, you cannot watch me with another guy.
No, I don't care that your dick is 10".
Not every girl is a porn star.
I'm not a cum bucket.
I'm not a fuckhole.
I'm not a pair of tits and a fine ass.
I'M A MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Could I please be treated with a decent amount of respect?
Or is that really too much to ask for?
And none of that Nice Guy shit either. That doesn't fucking count.
No love ever,
me
*Disclaimer: If you're a man I'm LJ friends with, I'm not addressing you....you guys are cool, thank gods. I know there are good guys, great guys; it's just those other guys. I'm very sick of having to deal with those other guys on a consistent basis, no matter where I fuckin am.