Take a look at this bad boy!
Yeah, it's all small and blurry. But I don't have a scanner, and the digital camera that I have access to sucks monkey balls.
Anyways, that is an acceptance letter to Iowa State.
Which means that instead of living 12.5 hours away from my milkshake, I'll be all of 1.5 hours away!
Ethan, you can put the knife down. I know that you're jealous of me, but goddamn!