Welcome to Edensphere, Wolfram!

[npc_kun]

Characters: Wolfram (bumpychampion) and Steve
Date/Time: Night, May 17
Location: Temporary Wilderness Hatchery, in Disneyland's Beach Resort.
Rating: PG-13 for non-sparkly vampires nekkid tiems and Steve.
Summary: Wolfram is born into Edensphere, and someone is there to greet him!

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Hehehe, it's ok /pat pat

[npc_kun]

...this guy was fast. Seriously, seriously fast. And he sounded angry... Steve had dealt with angry newborns before, but he thought this one was in that somewhat more rare category of people who not only could kill him, but could do it before any of the Guard or Watch knew anything about it.

Steve started shaking, just a little, but he put on a show of bravado. He wasn't gonna let this newborn realize he was scared of him... of course, Steve didn't know just how keen this guy's nose was. Steve smelled like fear.

"Don't ya think you should add 'Who the hell am I?' to that list? Just to get all the obvious questions out of the way." Steve fumbled with the stuff in his arms for a second before holding out the clothes to the guy. "You've just been born, congrats. This place is called 'Edensphere,' and you've come at a fun time; we're living in Walt Disney World instead of the Tree right now." Steve fully expected to get a blank stare at that announcement. More than half of the people living here didn't seem to know what Disney World was. "I'm Steve, your Greeter. You should pick a name we can call you--out of that dream you had, maybe? Unless you happen to like the sound of 'Hey You'."