TENTACLE...ATTACK!

[npc_kun]

Characters: Bernard (NPC) and OPEN!
Date/Time: June 18th, afternoon
Location: The Wilderness - On the Ark
Rating: PG-13??
Summary: BERNARD HAS ARRIVED
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Oh this was perfect! It had been years and years since anything not fishy-like had ventured into her ocean. But this ark, she could tell was full of robust and youthful individuals. Perhaps

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[subject_e0057]

(ooc; Italics are Raise being crazy and hearing Praise. :3 Pay no mind.))

"No wonder I'm here if you're always this stupid." Praise growled in the back of Raise's mind as the other man made his way to deck, not bothering with his visual hallucination form.

"Hey, people were talking about a dangerous creature up on deck.-"

"Which is why you're throwing us in it's path."

"-And If they're in danger, we might as well help." Raise finished his sentence, frowning. "I don't see why you're so against this. These people have been nothing but kind to us, even when you're disagreeable." The man sighed, pushing a few strands of hair behind his ear as he opened the door onto the deck and paused. He winced, lifting a hand to block the bright sun that was blinding him for a moment and allowing his eyes to adjust. As the sun was bright over head, he frowned, lifting the hood on the Cancer?-Parade hoodie up to shield his eyes.

Which the sun blocked from assaulting his view, he was able to look around- his eyes falling right onto a large, brightly coloured... thing. "...Oh. That's..."

"You're an idiot, and I hate you."

(ooc; Have an emo-haired-kid IN DISGUISE UNDER A HOOD. It's a trap. :3 Just not in the usual manner.)

[npc_kun]

Bernard was depressed. Everyone who she thought she loved had been a lie. All she wanted was a little affection in return, and maybe someone to massage her sore tentacles from all this waving. Hell, at this point Bernard would just settle for a quickie. Actually, a quickie sounded nice right about then...

...that was when the GODS seem to SHINE down on her gelantenous form. She couldn't see his face, but god that was a turn on. Realizing the one escape from her loneliness had come, Bernard made the sexiest call she could think of before hopping over to him.

[subject_e0057]

Oh God. It was coming close. Raise's eye widened as he watched the hot-pink squishy thing hop closer towards him, making some... noise. "That... That's..." He stammered out, but not much more than that was willing to come from his throat. He took a step back, looking it over warily. It was unlike anything he had ever seen in the Tree. But then again, as the animals in the tree were rather bizarre anyway, perhaps this was normal?

Well.. it didn't seem to be attacking him.. "Hi... there?"

"The the HELL are you doing? I am not saving your ass if you get us in shit here...

[npc_kun]

Oh, he spoke, he spoke! The dark and mysterious man in the hood spoke! Bernard chirped and hopped, wiggly her sexy form as she made her way over to him. Reaching out, she touched his cheek with one of her longest tentacles, trying to show him that she meant only to make him feel good.

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....It was touching him. He didn't enjoy this. "Oh... wow." He cleared his throat. "I was just coming on deck to see if there was anyone who needed... ah.. help. But... There isn't. So-"

"Why are you talking to this thing! You're going to get us killed or something!

"Quiet, Praise." he hissed. "It seems friendly enough..." he just didn't exceptionally wish to be around it anymore. Or at all, really. "So-" He paused as a hand suddenly came up, unbidden, to slap the tentacle away.

"Don't fucking touch us," The words had snarled from his mouth without him bidding them, Praise having shoved him aside to take over their body. His mismatched eyes narrowed, crouching slightly as he assessed the threat. It had a damn good reach... and from what he had seen, it could move quickly enough. "The hell're you doing?"

"And antagonizing it is better?!" The two rarely agreed.