My Fic/artwork exchange for Blondebitz who requested Splindsey
Wrote this for the deliciously sweet and adorable blondebitz who requested a funny Splindsey story
with a smoochy ending. Darling I hope you like this and I hope I did your bestest boys justice. Enjoy.
Title: The Prankster
Pairing: Spike/Lindsey a tiny bit of Angel
Rating NC-17
Summary: Spike has annoyed Angel to no end so he gets sent to deliver mail to Wolfram and Hart.
Author: edenskye
Beta: none so all mistakes are mine.
Warnings: Lots of Spike Humor, A fair amount of Splindsey sex (M/M slash) the good stuff), and a smoochy ending as requested.
Enjoy !!!!!
Angel knew Spike was a prankster, but Spike crossed the line when he called Angel “Angelcakes” and blew kisses at him.
“ Enough is enough. Spike, I can't deal with you. Go down to the mail room and help them before I hurt you.” Angel commanded
“ Bloody Hell Nancy-boy! That's cruel even for you.”
There was no job more boring in Wolfram and Hart than the mail room. As long as Spike delivered the mail instead of sorting it, he could deal with it. This gave him the chance to annoy the one other person who hated his pranks more than Angel, Lindsey. After Spike announced that he would be delivering the mail, he arranged it so Lindsey would be his last stop.
“YEE-HAW!! Ride 'em cowboy.” Spike said with a very bad southern accent.
All Lindsey could do was roll his eyes and ignore Spike.
“I hear you're from Texas. Only two things come from Texas. Steers and Queers. Bloody Hell! That's it
there's sugar in your britches. You want my arse.” Spike teased.
Lindsey tried to stay calm but he was getting pissed. He informed Spike to leave before he did something he'd later regret. Spike continued to tease Lindsey then dropped his pants and leaned over the mail cart.
“ Go ahead grab my arse before I leave you know you want to. I'll give you one good squeeze and a pat.”
That's all it took for Lindsey to come flying around his desk with a ruler in his hand. Before Spike realized what was happening Lindsey was spanking him hard with the ruler.
“ Damn I wish I had a paddle. I like my asses to be tender before I fuck the shit out of them. “
“ Bloody Hell cowboy!!! I said nothing about fucking just a grab and pat.” Spike cried
It was too late, Lindsey was already sliding his cock into Spike's ass. Spike's moans got louder as Lindsey thrusted faster and harder. Lindsey stopped suddenly in mid thrust and pulled out of Spike.
“Wot's wrong pet. You finished off too early?” Spike teased
“ Didn't want you to have all the fun.” Lindsey said as he bent over for Spike. Spike slid right into Lindsey and started to pump away. Spike got more excited every time Lindsey groaned with pleasure.
“I can't hold it any longer. I'm gonna.......shoot.” Lindsey panted as he spewed all over his desk. His spasms forced Spike to shoot as well deep into Lindsey. As the two men lay there kissing, Lindsey looked at Spike and asked “ Angel knows about us dating and fucking, so why do you insist on all the teasing?”
“ Just having a bit of fun. Besides you are a much better lay when you are pissed.”
Lindsey laughed and said “ Your ass is mine now blondie. Kiss it goodbye.”
Spike leaned in and kissed Lindsey passionately.
“It's yours for the taking any time you want it. I just don't think your man enough to handle it.”
THE END
with a smoochy ending. Darling I hope you like this and I hope I did your bestest boys justice. Enjoy.
Title: The Prankster
Pairing: Spike/Lindsey a tiny bit of Angel
Rating NC-17
Summary: Spike has annoyed Angel to no end so he gets sent to deliver mail to Wolfram and Hart.
Author: edenskye
Beta: none so all mistakes are mine.
Warnings: Lots of Spike Humor, A fair amount of Splindsey sex (M/M slash) the good stuff), and a smoochy ending as requested.
Enjoy !!!!!
Angel knew Spike was a prankster, but Spike crossed the line when he called Angel “Angelcakes” and blew kisses at him.
“ Enough is enough. Spike, I can't deal with you. Go down to the mail room and help them before I hurt you.” Angel commanded
“ Bloody Hell Nancy-boy! That's cruel even for you.”
There was no job more boring in Wolfram and Hart than the mail room. As long as Spike delivered the mail instead of sorting it, he could deal with it. This gave him the chance to annoy the one other person who hated his pranks more than Angel, Lindsey. After Spike announced that he would be delivering the mail, he arranged it so Lindsey would be his last stop.
“YEE-HAW!! Ride 'em cowboy.” Spike said with a very bad southern accent.
All Lindsey could do was roll his eyes and ignore Spike.
“I hear you're from Texas. Only two things come from Texas. Steers and Queers. Bloody Hell! That's it
there's sugar in your britches. You want my arse.” Spike teased.
Lindsey tried to stay calm but he was getting pissed. He informed Spike to leave before he did something he'd later regret. Spike continued to tease Lindsey then dropped his pants and leaned over the mail cart.
“ Go ahead grab my arse before I leave you know you want to. I'll give you one good squeeze and a pat.”
That's all it took for Lindsey to come flying around his desk with a ruler in his hand. Before Spike realized what was happening Lindsey was spanking him hard with the ruler.
“ Damn I wish I had a paddle. I like my asses to be tender before I fuck the shit out of them. “
“ Bloody Hell cowboy!!! I said nothing about fucking just a grab and pat.” Spike cried
It was too late, Lindsey was already sliding his cock into Spike's ass. Spike's moans got louder as Lindsey thrusted faster and harder. Lindsey stopped suddenly in mid thrust and pulled out of Spike.
“Wot's wrong pet. You finished off too early?” Spike teased
“ Didn't want you to have all the fun.” Lindsey said as he bent over for Spike. Spike slid right into Lindsey and started to pump away. Spike got more excited every time Lindsey groaned with pleasure.
“I can't hold it any longer. I'm gonna.......shoot.” Lindsey panted as he spewed all over his desk. His spasms forced Spike to shoot as well deep into Lindsey. As the two men lay there kissing, Lindsey looked at Spike and asked “ Angel knows about us dating and fucking, so why do you insist on all the teasing?”
“ Just having a bit of fun. Besides you are a much better lay when you are pissed.”
Lindsey laughed and said “ Your ass is mine now blondie. Kiss it goodbye.”
Spike leaned in and kissed Lindsey passionately.
“It's yours for the taking any time you want it. I just don't think your man enough to handle it.”
THE END