dear brain, what even
I had a long string of vaguely connected dreams about apartments last night (known hazard of working for a renting company *sigh*), most of which were pretty normal... but in the middle there was a random episode where I'd moved into a company-owned apartment and was desperately trying to hide the One Ring from Chancellor Palpatine. As one does. So I strung it on a necklace chain and hid the whole thing in my toilet tank.
Palpatine stalked me for a while and made creepy insinuating comments whenever he showed up at my job. Then he acquired an illegal copy of my back door key and snuck into my apartment when he thought I wasn't home. Except I was, and I caught him red-handed, and then my bosses and I had him arrested.
After that I stopped hiding the One Ring in my toilet tank and started looking into drone rentals so I could drop it into Mount Doom remotely. :)
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Palpatine stalked me for a while and made creepy insinuating comments whenever he showed up at my job. Then he acquired an illegal copy of my back door key and snuck into my apartment when he thought I wasn't home. Except I was, and I caught him red-handed, and then my bosses and I had him arrested.
After that I stopped hiding the One Ring in my toilet tank and started looking into drone rentals so I could drop it into Mount Doom remotely. :)
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