Random RANDOMNESS!
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
"They say when one has a near death experience, the person's whole life flashes before his/her eyes. This is redundant. After all, didn't they already see it once?
"If 90% of all people don't have it, why is it called COMMON sense?"
"It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance."
"The friendship that can cease has never been real."
-Saint Jerome
"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."
-Mother Teresa
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
-Manufacturer
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
-Britney Spears (DUH...Canada is NOT over any sea.)
"You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever."
"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."
" You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You."
" You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me."
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
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Now to actually update...I don't have nuttin to say. I was sick last week, but got better. My mom was much sicker than I. My temperature has gone back up, and my throat is hurting. So is my neck. :( Pray for me guys.
"They say when one has a near death experience, the person's whole life flashes before his/her eyes. This is redundant. After all, didn't they already see it once?
"If 90% of all people don't have it, why is it called COMMON sense?"
"It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance."
"The friendship that can cease has never been real."
-Saint Jerome
"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."
-Mother Teresa
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
-Manufacturer
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
-Britney Spears (DUH...Canada is NOT over any sea.)
"You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever."
"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."
" You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You."
" You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me."
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
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Now to actually update...I don't have nuttin to say. I was sick last week, but got better. My mom was much sicker than I. My temperature has gone back up, and my throat is hurting. So is my neck. :( Pray for me guys.