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Life moves on. I'm on a Bob Villa kick at the moment, I've been living in worn in jeans and a tank top while doing home renovations. I'm sure that I didn't dye my hair, I just dunked it in the paint at this point. It would have saved me a lot of time really.
One of my bartenders is coming over tonight to do my nails. She's going to shit when I ask her if grout is an ideal medium to moisturize my cuticles. *laughs* Actually, Blair's brother called me the other day and he asked (almost as if he knew I was waiting for a really good cue) what I had been up to all day. "I've been playing with caulk!" I yelled. I was on speakerphone. All I heard was laughter. Thankfully his parents have a wicked sense of humour as well, and knew about my Ms Fixit gig.
What else? Wedding is this Saturday. I've got the music down, we're driving out Friday afternoon to help decorate the hall as well as play a round of golf before the rehearsal. I'm not great with golf. I've played once actually, and I was demoted to caddie very quickly. I figure that was 5 years ago, so I'm bound to have improved by then. If not, I'll drink a lot and blame it on the Molson Dry. I've been warned about the rule that some men play with....about what happens when a guy isn't able to hit past the womens tee. Something to do with naked penises. I'm thinking about taking a camera with me actually. One hour photo places are the best source of blackmail and there WILL be a lot of old relatives gathered in one place. I may end up tossed in a lake however, I've yet to decide on what exactly I would want from these guys. Undying adoration just seems cliche.
One of my bartenders is coming over tonight to do my nails. She's going to shit when I ask her if grout is an ideal medium to moisturize my cuticles. *laughs* Actually, Blair's brother called me the other day and he asked (almost as if he knew I was waiting for a really good cue) what I had been up to all day. "I've been playing with caulk!" I yelled. I was on speakerphone. All I heard was laughter. Thankfully his parents have a wicked sense of humour as well, and knew about my Ms Fixit gig.
What else? Wedding is this Saturday. I've got the music down, we're driving out Friday afternoon to help decorate the hall as well as play a round of golf before the rehearsal. I'm not great with golf. I've played once actually, and I was demoted to caddie very quickly. I figure that was 5 years ago, so I'm bound to have improved by then. If not, I'll drink a lot and blame it on the Molson Dry. I've been warned about the rule that some men play with....about what happens when a guy isn't able to hit past the womens tee. Something to do with naked penises. I'm thinking about taking a camera with me actually. One hour photo places are the best source of blackmail and there WILL be a lot of old relatives gathered in one place. I may end up tossed in a lake however, I've yet to decide on what exactly I would want from these guys. Undying adoration just seems cliche.