Hehehe... Fun!
Yeppers. I'm going to post some funny stuff right now. Thanks to my friend Liz forsending it to me...
A poem for us girls....
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Dont call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Heheheeeee.
And this one's been snarfed long ago from Moe's lifejournal.
How to make a Edely
Ingredients:
1 part pride
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Okay, I really need to do my homework, but I so don't want to...
And yesterday we had a looong phone conversation with Oleg. i made up my mind, I'm going for it, whatever. We've had a rather open conversation, in all senses. I don't think he expects us to last for a long time, and all. But he certainly is getting attached to me (and I to him)
Will update more soon.
A poem for us girls....
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Dont call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Heheheeeee.
And this one's been snarfed long ago from Moe's lifejournal.
How to make a Edely
Ingredients:
1 part pride
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Okay, I really need to do my homework, but I so don't want to...
And yesterday we had a looong phone conversation with Oleg. i made up my mind, I'm going for it, whatever. We've had a rather open conversation, in all senses. I don't think he expects us to last for a long time, and all. But he certainly is getting attached to me (and I to him)
Will update more soon.