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THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF AN ANONYMOUS HARMONIAN
Bunny provided by several people - you know who you are!
Disclaimer: I am not poking fun at H/H shippers (I know all too well what it's like to love a ship that isn't canon). I'm poking fun at the crowd who went completely insane after HBP, and who continue to inspire us all.
DAY 1
Book 6 released tomorrow! SO excited about H/H. Have all materials needed for Darynthe's drinking game - am prepared to get v. drunk! Will not look at spoilers. Will not look at spoilers.
DAY 2
That BITCH.
DAY 3
Feeling a little better today. HBP obv. a trick with dream, love potion, or similar. "Love" described with chest monster. H/G broke up, R/H can never happen. Still will never forgive JKR for making Hermione OOC.
DAY 4
So tired of Herons and Chocolates gloating. Can't wait to have last laugh in book 7 when Ginny turns evil and Ron gets killed. H/H not canon... yet.
DAY 6
JKR HAS INSULTED US, TRAMPLED ON OUR HEARTS, AND LAUGHED IN OUR FACES. DELUSIONAL? DELUSIONAL TO BELIEVE IN PURE, TRUE LOVE? DELUSIONAL TO BELIEVE THAT HERMIONE DESERVES BETTER THAN AN ABUSIVE GIT LIKE RON? DELUSIONAL TO BELIEVE THAT HARRY WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIM? WTF, JKR! AM SO BURNING MY COPY OF HBP. EMERSON AND MELISSA CAN GO TO HELL AFTER THEY GET THEIR MOUTHS OFF ROWLING'S ASS.
DAY 7
Am v. grateful for fellow Harmonians. Have contributed a dollar to New York Times ad. Didn't burn book, instead plan to mail it to JKR. Still no apology.
DAY 9
Now that slutty Mary Sue bitch is Harry's ideal woman?! Must get offline, have a cry, and read 1 Cor 13. True love still not canon.
DAY 10
JKR still has not apologized. Am leaving fandom.
DAY 14
Have returned to fandom. Cannot give up on Harmony.
DAY 15
Made hilarious anti-H/G icons. If canon means badly written romance, thank goodness JKR didn't touch H/H! Am going to forget HBP and go read hippogriff scene in PoA.
Later. Why didn't she write H/H? Why?
DAY 17
Still no response to our open letter to JKR. Must wonder if she even read our essays, as she has no respect for us at all.
DAY 20
Newspaper published article about H/G v H/H. Made us sound crazy. No apology from them or JKR.
DAY 21
Am loving Caina's rewrite of HBP. So much better than JKR's version, and H/H... *sigh*
DAY 23
Mocked on Fandom Wank AGAIN. Am so tired of this. Why don't they make fun of MOrons for loving JKR's crap no matter what?
DAY 30
Still no apology.
DAY 31
Have decided to leave the fandom, for good this time.
DAY 35
Still gone from fandom, but made a small post on Portkey.
DAY 36
Have decided to return to fandom. Harmony is about being faithful and never giving up! JKR still hasn't apologized, and I still hate HBP, but Harmony is much more important than what's in the books. I still believe in true love!
DAY 40
Even though my bf hasn't read the books, I was able to convince him that H/H belong together. Still don't understand why JKR was so blind. It's obvious even to people who don't know anything about it! Still unofficially canon.
DAY 56
JKR updated her site and said NOTHING about us. No apology, NOTHING. Does she even care about her fans? Clearly the kind of writer who would make Harry love a slut instead of his best friend. Am still glad she didn't write H/H as she would have ruined it.
DAY 61
OMG I want some of Gilly's H/H dinnerware so bad. Just looking at the little "HJP" napkin ring made my stomach hurt for what could have been. Still don't understand why JKR threw away Harmony.
DAY 63
GoF trailer!!! H/H so obvious. Wonder what would happen if the movies went H/H!
DAY 67
Hermione's birthday! Posted some anti-Ginny icons on all my communities.
DAY 75
Can't believe Muddgutts is leaving fandom again. Will miss his beautiful artwork. H/H at the beach? *fans self*
DAY 85
THE IT SHIP IS OPEN AGAIN! YES!!!
DAY 91
Just listened to first Harmony Podcast and wished JKR could hear it. Still don't care about canon.
DAY 95
V. sad day, as had to say goodbye to Caina. Was somewhat cheered by joining new emptyhut community. I love than an ugly girl is playing Ginny in the movies. Everyone will see how stupid Harry is for wanting her instead of Emma!
DAY 96
Caina's back! Her post made me feel so much better about Harmony's future. Still excited about the day we become canon.
DAY 100
We're going to make a book of all our essays and theories. Maybe even send it to JKR so she can see that her true fans loved H/H! Could lead to an apology from her.
DAY 105
Tried to reread parts of HBP today but couldn't get past the Bitch Whore. Still hate canon.
DAY 113
Mugglenet is a bunch of f$%&@*!@ers. Can't believe JKR gave that site an award.
DAY 118
So obvious that JKR didn't have the nerve to go to the premiere. Her husband is sick, yeah right. Still no apology, then.
DAY 123
Harmony scenes have been cut out of GoF, obv. b/c they saw H/H was too obvious, but still not canon. Second Harmony podcast was great though!
DAY 136
Mugglenet actually posted a real essay! Great essay about Ron being abusive, and of course all the MOrons on the site are mad.
DAY 148
Fandom Wank actually made a wiki to make fun of us. I am so tired of everyone making fun of us and calling us stupid and crazy just because we believe in love that is REAL. Still waiting for canon to vindicate us.
DAY 152
Wrote an essay about Ginny being the next Peter Pettigrew. Everyone loved it. V. happy.
DAY 164
JKR updated again. Still no apology. I hate that bitch.
DAY 171
Made New Year's resolution to love Harmony always, no matter what happens in canon or fandom. JKR can't sink us, only WE can sink us, by giving up on what we know to be beautiful and right. Still proudly defying canon in 2006!
DAY 181
JKR updated again and admitted she's a bad writer. Still no apology though.
DAY 187
Caina's doing an awesome review of HBP and it just reminds me of how much that book sucked! Not just because of OBHWF but because other stuff was just bad. Thank goodness JKR didn't write H/H! I'm glad she didn't because we write it better! Long live Harmony!
DAY 188
Reread some parts of OotP today. WHY did she throw away H/H? WHY?
DAY 195
*fans self* Gilly just wrote the hottest story ever. JKR should see how H/H is NOT platonic!
DAY 200
Still not canon, still no apology, still not giving up on Harmony because I BELIEVE IN LOVE! Take that, JKR!!
DAY 215
I hate V. Day even more this year because it just reminds me of the love that could have been between H/H. And I don't have a date because the boy I like was stolen by a Ginny-type cheerleader who sleeps with everybody at school and dresses like a slut. UGH, I HATE H/G!
DAY 216
Oh, so H/H isn't CANON enough to put on a V. Day poll at the MOron site TLC. So we don't even COUNT in this fandom anymore???
DAY 225
Printed out a picture of H/H in the movie with Bible verses on it. It's taped to my desk to always remind me what LOVE is. Just because JKR doesn't know, we can't give up on it! Every night I pray that God will help me keep my faith, and I don't think I could do it without his assurance.
DAY 234
Made some H/H manips and posted them on all the coms. Everyone loves them! <3
DAY 245
OMG SO EXCITED. We're going to have a HARMONY CONVENTION! I cannot wait! Even though book 7 is going to suck it will be so great to read it with people who feel the same way I do! We can spend a whole weekend not caring what JKR says or what Ron does to make Hermione cry or which boy Ginny will be shagging in a broom closet! Still excited about new canon.
DAY 254
Fandom Wank actually made a whole new community just to make fun of us. Why are WE the crazy ones when all we do is mind our own business and get put down by OBHWFers? If JKR would do what is right instead of what is easy, she would tell them to leave us alone, and she would apologize for saying we're delusional.
DAY 260
That's it. Have decided to leave fandom. HP only makes me unhappy and is bad for my health.
DAY 261
Had a bad day yesterday - am not really leaving fandom.
DAY 267
Somebody on LJ posted the most disgusting essay ever written, about Harry and Ginny in the Chamber of Secrets being like sex symbolism and other things I won't even MENTION. So this is the kind of person who believes in abuse=love and sluttybitch=love.
DAY 270
That bitch is such a hypocrite. She talks about how girls should be like Hermione but then she makes the heroine somebody like GINNY. If JKR loves Hermione so much, why does she make her like a boy who makes her cry and will never be smart enough to talk to her? WHY? And because I'm a thin girl, I'm stupid and NOT like Hermione? Excuse me, but being in shape does not make me like Ginny Sue. Still no apology.
DAY 282
Am leaving the fandom for good. True love will never be canon.
DAY 283
Am back. f*$& canon.
Bunny provided by several people - you know who you are!
Disclaimer: I am not poking fun at H/H shippers (I know all too well what it's like to love a ship that isn't canon). I'm poking fun at the crowd who went completely insane after HBP, and who continue to inspire us all.
DAY 1
Book 6 released tomorrow! SO excited about H/H. Have all materials needed for Darynthe's drinking game - am prepared to get v. drunk! Will not look at spoilers. Will not look at spoilers.
DAY 2
That BITCH.
DAY 3
Feeling a little better today. HBP obv. a trick with dream, love potion, or similar. "Love" described with chest monster. H/G broke up, R/H can never happen. Still will never forgive JKR for making Hermione OOC.
DAY 4
So tired of Herons and Chocolates gloating. Can't wait to have last laugh in book 7 when Ginny turns evil and Ron gets killed. H/H not canon... yet.
DAY 6
JKR HAS INSULTED US, TRAMPLED ON OUR HEARTS, AND LAUGHED IN OUR FACES. DELUSIONAL? DELUSIONAL TO BELIEVE IN PURE, TRUE LOVE? DELUSIONAL TO BELIEVE THAT HERMIONE DESERVES BETTER THAN AN ABUSIVE GIT LIKE RON? DELUSIONAL TO BELIEVE THAT HARRY WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIM? WTF, JKR! AM SO BURNING MY COPY OF HBP. EMERSON AND MELISSA CAN GO TO HELL AFTER THEY GET THEIR MOUTHS OFF ROWLING'S ASS.
DAY 7
Am v. grateful for fellow Harmonians. Have contributed a dollar to New York Times ad. Didn't burn book, instead plan to mail it to JKR. Still no apology.
DAY 9
Now that slutty Mary Sue bitch is Harry's ideal woman?! Must get offline, have a cry, and read 1 Cor 13. True love still not canon.
DAY 10
JKR still has not apologized. Am leaving fandom.
DAY 14
Have returned to fandom. Cannot give up on Harmony.
DAY 15
Made hilarious anti-H/G icons. If canon means badly written romance, thank goodness JKR didn't touch H/H! Am going to forget HBP and go read hippogriff scene in PoA.
Later. Why didn't she write H/H? Why?
DAY 17
Still no response to our open letter to JKR. Must wonder if she even read our essays, as she has no respect for us at all.
DAY 20
Newspaper published article about H/G v H/H. Made us sound crazy. No apology from them or JKR.
DAY 21
Am loving Caina's rewrite of HBP. So much better than JKR's version, and H/H... *sigh*
DAY 23
Mocked on Fandom Wank AGAIN. Am so tired of this. Why don't they make fun of MOrons for loving JKR's crap no matter what?
DAY 30
Still no apology.
DAY 31
Have decided to leave the fandom, for good this time.
DAY 35
Still gone from fandom, but made a small post on Portkey.
DAY 36
Have decided to return to fandom. Harmony is about being faithful and never giving up! JKR still hasn't apologized, and I still hate HBP, but Harmony is much more important than what's in the books. I still believe in true love!
DAY 40
Even though my bf hasn't read the books, I was able to convince him that H/H belong together. Still don't understand why JKR was so blind. It's obvious even to people who don't know anything about it! Still unofficially canon.
DAY 56
JKR updated her site and said NOTHING about us. No apology, NOTHING. Does she even care about her fans? Clearly the kind of writer who would make Harry love a slut instead of his best friend. Am still glad she didn't write H/H as she would have ruined it.
DAY 61
OMG I want some of Gilly's H/H dinnerware so bad. Just looking at the little "HJP" napkin ring made my stomach hurt for what could have been. Still don't understand why JKR threw away Harmony.
DAY 63
GoF trailer!!! H/H so obvious. Wonder what would happen if the movies went H/H!
DAY 67
Hermione's birthday! Posted some anti-Ginny icons on all my communities.
DAY 75
Can't believe Muddgutts is leaving fandom again. Will miss his beautiful artwork. H/H at the beach? *fans self*
DAY 85
THE IT SHIP IS OPEN AGAIN! YES!!!
DAY 91
Just listened to first Harmony Podcast and wished JKR could hear it. Still don't care about canon.
DAY 95
V. sad day, as had to say goodbye to Caina. Was somewhat cheered by joining new emptyhut community. I love than an ugly girl is playing Ginny in the movies. Everyone will see how stupid Harry is for wanting her instead of Emma!
DAY 96
Caina's back! Her post made me feel so much better about Harmony's future. Still excited about the day we become canon.
DAY 100
We're going to make a book of all our essays and theories. Maybe even send it to JKR so she can see that her true fans loved H/H! Could lead to an apology from her.
DAY 105
Tried to reread parts of HBP today but couldn't get past the Bitch Whore. Still hate canon.
DAY 113
Mugglenet is a bunch of f$%&@*!@ers. Can't believe JKR gave that site an award.
DAY 118
So obvious that JKR didn't have the nerve to go to the premiere. Her husband is sick, yeah right. Still no apology, then.
DAY 123
Harmony scenes have been cut out of GoF, obv. b/c they saw H/H was too obvious, but still not canon. Second Harmony podcast was great though!
DAY 136
Mugglenet actually posted a real essay! Great essay about Ron being abusive, and of course all the MOrons on the site are mad.
DAY 148
Fandom Wank actually made a wiki to make fun of us. I am so tired of everyone making fun of us and calling us stupid and crazy just because we believe in love that is REAL. Still waiting for canon to vindicate us.
DAY 152
Wrote an essay about Ginny being the next Peter Pettigrew. Everyone loved it. V. happy.
DAY 164
JKR updated again. Still no apology. I hate that bitch.
DAY 171
Made New Year's resolution to love Harmony always, no matter what happens in canon or fandom. JKR can't sink us, only WE can sink us, by giving up on what we know to be beautiful and right. Still proudly defying canon in 2006!
DAY 181
JKR updated again and admitted she's a bad writer. Still no apology though.
DAY 187
Caina's doing an awesome review of HBP and it just reminds me of how much that book sucked! Not just because of OBHWF but because other stuff was just bad. Thank goodness JKR didn't write H/H! I'm glad she didn't because we write it better! Long live Harmony!
DAY 188
Reread some parts of OotP today. WHY did she throw away H/H? WHY?
DAY 195
*fans self* Gilly just wrote the hottest story ever. JKR should see how H/H is NOT platonic!
DAY 200
Still not canon, still no apology, still not giving up on Harmony because I BELIEVE IN LOVE! Take that, JKR!!
DAY 215
I hate V. Day even more this year because it just reminds me of the love that could have been between H/H. And I don't have a date because the boy I like was stolen by a Ginny-type cheerleader who sleeps with everybody at school and dresses like a slut. UGH, I HATE H/G!
DAY 216
Oh, so H/H isn't CANON enough to put on a V. Day poll at the MOron site TLC. So we don't even COUNT in this fandom anymore???
DAY 225
Printed out a picture of H/H in the movie with Bible verses on it. It's taped to my desk to always remind me what LOVE is. Just because JKR doesn't know, we can't give up on it! Every night I pray that God will help me keep my faith, and I don't think I could do it without his assurance.
DAY 234
Made some H/H manips and posted them on all the coms. Everyone loves them! <3
DAY 245
OMG SO EXCITED. We're going to have a HARMONY CONVENTION! I cannot wait! Even though book 7 is going to suck it will be so great to read it with people who feel the same way I do! We can spend a whole weekend not caring what JKR says or what Ron does to make Hermione cry or which boy Ginny will be shagging in a broom closet! Still excited about new canon.
DAY 254
Fandom Wank actually made a whole new community just to make fun of us. Why are WE the crazy ones when all we do is mind our own business and get put down by OBHWFers? If JKR would do what is right instead of what is easy, she would tell them to leave us alone, and she would apologize for saying we're delusional.
DAY 260
That's it. Have decided to leave fandom. HP only makes me unhappy and is bad for my health.
DAY 261
Had a bad day yesterday - am not really leaving fandom.
DAY 267
Somebody on LJ posted the most disgusting essay ever written, about Harry and Ginny in the Chamber of Secrets being like sex symbolism and other things I won't even MENTION. So this is the kind of person who believes in abuse=love and sluttybitch=love.
DAY 270
That bitch is such a hypocrite. She talks about how girls should be like Hermione but then she makes the heroine somebody like GINNY. If JKR loves Hermione so much, why does she make her like a boy who makes her cry and will never be smart enough to talk to her? WHY? And because I'm a thin girl, I'm stupid and NOT like Hermione? Excuse me, but being in shape does not make me like Ginny Sue. Still no apology.
DAY 282
Am leaving the fandom for good. True love will never be canon.
DAY 283
Am back. f*$& canon.