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I though some of you might want to get to know a little more about me. So I took that "stolen questionnaire" that 
son_of_ottie &
king_duncan posted. Correctly numbered it & had some fun with it. You might learn some things about me you didn't know. I also tacked on the "How Liberal or Conservative are you." test that
son_of_ottie posted. I also added the Pivot Questionnaire from "Inside the Actors Studio." Enjoy!
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Why Pay? He can turn whatever into a fine meal and whomever into Emeril.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Dylan Leire (Sometimes the best way to hide is practically in plain sight.)
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Mississippi (Let's start with Medgar Evers and slowly make our way to abortion & evolution.)
4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Winning an Argument when I'm right :)
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
I wanted to be Han Solo. C'Mon, gots to get me some of Leia in the slave outfit...
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Voltron
7. Top three celebrities you wanna do.
Christina Ricci (Yes, Wednesday)
Danica McKellar
(Yes, Winnie from The
wonder Years), & Kelly Osbourne (Yeah you bet. I'm certain she's an adventure in bed)
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Either not putting out or nagging. Depends on the girl.
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
The Mothman Prophecies (Based on true events & freaks me out.)
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Yelling across the street at a young lady I knew because she couldn't tell who I was, "It's me Eriel! Remember we almost got arrested together!"
11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
A bus load of busty Catholic schoolgirls :)
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Get a tattoo
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Seattle
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Throw a No-Hitter in the Major Leagues
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Wolf
16. A drug you'll never try?
Cocaine
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
White Tiger
18. First celebrity crush?
Madonna
19. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
A good Aluminum Baseball Bat preferably TPX Omaha. I'm a pacifist, but in the event I'm forced to fight I will cheat. "Fighting fair" is something stupid people say. There's no referee and no rules a bat to the head or balls will end matters quickly.
20. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
Focaccia Bread. The Coach House Diner has excellent Focaccia Bread.
21. Worst way to die?
Unhappy
22. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Napoleon McCallum's knee injury on Monday night football. This is why Athletes get paid so much folks. If you're easily disturbed don't watch.
http://www.youtube.com/v/tyJaWMATbUY
23. The worst injury you've ever had?
Duh. No right eye.
24. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Lots of food & lots of Football
25. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Life, The Universe, & Everything.
26. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
Either "You can't do that." or "We'll never see that again in our lifetime." The second phrase is only acceptable when said between two people over 90 years old.
27. What makes an awesome party?
Friends
28. What's your material obsession?
Getting a house I own. No more supers, owners, & landlords.
29. Favorite kind of dog?
Husky. I have a lovely dog named Jade who is a mix breed Husky.
30. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Not really. I had a good Shish Ka Bob at a carnival once does that count?
31. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
I've only ever been wasted twice. Both times though Blimpies!
32. It's Saturday at 3 a.m. Where are you?
Home. Have been and always will be a homeboy.
33. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Lisa
34. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Arguing the fact that Mac is better than PC. But it is though.
35. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Slept with a girl about an hour before she went ro pick up her fiancee from the airport. I wasn't clued in on all the details. It was a bit unintentional.
36. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
Never really had a good halloween costume.
Your Political Profile: Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
The Pivot Questionnaire
son_of_ottie &
king_duncan posted. Correctly numbered it & had some fun with it. You might learn some things about me you didn't know. I also tacked on the "How Liberal or Conservative are you." test that
son_of_ottie posted. I also added the Pivot Questionnaire from "Inside the Actors Studio." Enjoy!
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Why Pay? He can turn whatever into a fine meal and whomever into Emeril.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Dylan Leire (Sometimes the best way to hide is practically in plain sight.)
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Mississippi (Let's start with Medgar Evers and slowly make our way to abortion & evolution.)
4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Winning an Argument when I'm right :)
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
I wanted to be Han Solo. C'Mon, gots to get me some of Leia in the slave outfit...
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Voltron
7. Top three celebrities you wanna do.
Christina Ricci (Yes, Wednesday)
Danica McKellar
(Yes, Winnie from The
wonder Years), & Kelly Osbourne (Yeah you bet. I'm certain she's an adventure in bed)
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Either not putting out or nagging. Depends on the girl.
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
The Mothman Prophecies (Based on true events & freaks me out.)
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Yelling across the street at a young lady I knew because she couldn't tell who I was, "It's me Eriel! Remember we almost got arrested together!"
11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
A bus load of busty Catholic schoolgirls :)
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Get a tattoo
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Seattle
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Throw a No-Hitter in the Major Leagues
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Wolf
16. A drug you'll never try?
Cocaine
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
White Tiger
18. First celebrity crush?
Madonna
19. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
A good Aluminum Baseball Bat preferably TPX Omaha. I'm a pacifist, but in the event I'm forced to fight I will cheat. "Fighting fair" is something stupid people say. There's no referee and no rules a bat to the head or balls will end matters quickly.
20. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
Focaccia Bread. The Coach House Diner has excellent Focaccia Bread.
21. Worst way to die?
Unhappy
22. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Napoleon McCallum's knee injury on Monday night football. This is why Athletes get paid so much folks. If you're easily disturbed don't watch.
http://www.youtube.com/v/tyJaWMATbUY
23. The worst injury you've ever had?
Duh. No right eye.
24. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Lots of food & lots of Football
25. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Life, The Universe, & Everything.
26. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
Either "You can't do that." or "We'll never see that again in our lifetime." The second phrase is only acceptable when said between two people over 90 years old.
27. What makes an awesome party?
Friends
28. What's your material obsession?
Getting a house I own. No more supers, owners, & landlords.
29. Favorite kind of dog?
Husky. I have a lovely dog named Jade who is a mix breed Husky.
30. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Not really. I had a good Shish Ka Bob at a carnival once does that count?
31. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
I've only ever been wasted twice. Both times though Blimpies!
32. It's Saturday at 3 a.m. Where are you?
Home. Have been and always will be a homeboy.
33. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Lisa
34. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Arguing the fact that Mac is better than PC. But it is though.
35. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Slept with a girl about an hour before she went ro pick up her fiancee from the airport. I wasn't clued in on all the details. It was a bit unintentional.
36. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
Never really had a good halloween costume.
Your Political Profile: Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
The Pivot Questionnaire
- What is your favorite word? Facets
- What is your least favorite word? Poor
- What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Both dreams & the reality of life around me.
- What turns you off? Greed
- What is your favorite curse word? Spanish one: Conjo because it can be morphed into other good curse words like: 'njo, Cohoyo, or Conjasso
- What sound or noise do you love? Lisa saying, "Honey"
- What sound or noise do you hate? "True" Alarm clocks & ringing phones.
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? President (Of what?) The United States (Of What?) of America (Which America?) North America
- What profession would you not like to do? Evicting people. Like that guy in Roger & Me.
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Your Grandfather & Danny are over at that club watching Kurt Cobain & John Lennon perform."