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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I put money in fix_molly's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I gave generalwhitey a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I pushed nichole12 in the mud (-17 points). In July I gave sarita_beotch a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-24 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
eddieki0sk