"what did you learn tonight? you're shouting so loud you barely enjoy this broken thing."

[eddie_ohare]

i was watching north by northwest the other day and i started thinking about mount rushmore, where the movie's climax takes place. the thing i don't get about mount rushmore: teddy roosevelt. sure, i buy washington, jefferson, and lincoln. but teddy roosevelt? i would have gone with his fifth cousin myself. but hey, that's just me.

just seems like an odd choice, like the designers were just like, "and throw someone recent in there too. what about that 'talk softly and carry a big stick' guy? people liked him, right?"

nice teeth, though. gotta give him that.

do work, son.