Chapter 35: Extraction for Insemination

[eddie_arlette]

Comments

[carolmoneypenny]

I understand Eddie, but he is our superior and we must obey his orders. If you make him happy, then you will be happy, then I will be happy.*winks* We all benefit.

[eddie_arlette]

*opens text book on Artificial Insemination of Horses*

This illustration - it's unnatural.

[carolmoneypenny]

*Looks at the illustration and smiles*
Hmmm, interesting.

[eddie_arlette]

If you're the horse, yeah. I feel for Farmer Smythe, though.

[carolmoneypenny]

I think Inspector Pippin will enjoy this case. He is keen on anything of a sexual nature.

[eddie_arlette]

In this case, the information is not... um... at hand. I think Pippin may have fun feeling his way, digging deeper for the good bits.

[carolmoneypenny]

Where is he, by the way. Primping himself in front of a mirror, or on one of his "sex" lunches.

[eddie_arlette]

Pippin? He's interrogating the clown that handled the... event. Some poor old horse got what he calls the Eaton handshake.

Sex lunch? Carol... *forgets to close mouth*

[carolmoneypenny]

Why are you so surprised? Inspector Pippin thinks it's a secret, but I know everything that goes on here.

[eddie_arlette]

And, unfortunately, tight lipped. I know a few subtle coercion techniques to break you.

[carolmoneypenny]

Well, I'd be very curious to see if your techniques would work. I am a very strong-willed woman, you know.

[eddie_arlette]

I'd be curious what secrets you have on me - and for those, I'm grateful you're strong-willed.

[carolmoneypenny]

Be thankful that I am a woman of great discretion, as well.

[eddie_arlette]

I recently acquired knowledge of an indiscretion of yours. What's say we hammer out a deal.

[carolmoneypenny]

*eyeing him with a teasing suspicion* You Americans love to make deals. What kind of deal?

[eddie_arlette]

You haven't done a deal until you've done one with a New York City cop. Ever see Serpico?

OK - let me think here.