Conversation
Jason: So what is being an RA like?
Me: eh. made me more sensitive, which sucks cause I was already sensitive.
Jason: How?
Me: You know if someone plays with your nipples a lot and then you put some ice on it? How it makes it intensify? That is what I'm talking about.
Jason: You are a master analogist.
Me: Yeah. I'm at the top of that industry.
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Adam: How are you working with GUCCI and being an RA?
Me: Keep in mind that I haven't talked to my other friends for days or weeks.
Adam: Damn.
Me: Yeah. If I were a stock, my friend-value is depreciating despite forecasts for an upswing.
Adam: Should I Invest?
Me: Did you not hear my forecast for an upswing? .....Asshat...
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Derek: HEY SUMMER ROOMMATE!
Me: Hey player! How is school?
Derek: Awesome! Being a senior is good!
Me: I miss the team.
Derek: Me too. So this weekend, how about Cabo?
Me: What?
Derek: Let's get the team, rent out a penthouse in one of their best hotels overlooking the beach. I'm looking at this one where you get the top floor, private pool, and a complete wet bar.
Me: And who says bankers aren't from money.
Derek: ... is that a no?
Me: Oh... hell yeah I'm in.
Me: eh. made me more sensitive, which sucks cause I was already sensitive.
Jason: How?
Me: You know if someone plays with your nipples a lot and then you put some ice on it? How it makes it intensify? That is what I'm talking about.
Jason: You are a master analogist.
Me: Yeah. I'm at the top of that industry.
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Adam: How are you working with GUCCI and being an RA?
Me: Keep in mind that I haven't talked to my other friends for days or weeks.
Adam: Damn.
Me: Yeah. If I were a stock, my friend-value is depreciating despite forecasts for an upswing.
Adam: Should I Invest?
Me: Did you not hear my forecast for an upswing? .....Asshat...
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Derek: HEY SUMMER ROOMMATE!
Me: Hey player! How is school?
Derek: Awesome! Being a senior is good!
Me: I miss the team.
Derek: Me too. So this weekend, how about Cabo?
Me: What?
Derek: Let's get the team, rent out a penthouse in one of their best hotels overlooking the beach. I'm looking at this one where you get the top floor, private pool, and a complete wet bar.
Me: And who says bankers aren't from money.
Derek: ... is that a no?
Me: Oh... hell yeah I'm in.