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It needs to fucking stop raining here. I hate it.
Black Armani Umbrella: $72
GUCCI Cologne: $55
Prada Shoes that match everything: Priceless
Getting them soaked in rain: Motherf$#%!
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Lately the interns and I have developed a nice system of things to do at night, since drinking and partying isn't always the way to go. We've all become fast-fans of John Waters and Andy Warhol short-films. Why short-films? They were the raunchiest.
The rule is: everytime a pimp spanks someone (ranging from a ballerina to a weight-lifting guy on 'riods), we take a shot.
Every time there are references to drugs, we take another shot.
Every time we see a breast-- thats a chaser break.
Every time we see a penis-- two shots.
If it is hard-- three.
Okay, so I lied, we really just find new and inventive ways to get shitfaced when not working the corporate engine that makes the world go round. Trust your money in our hands bitches.
Black Armani Umbrella: $72
GUCCI Cologne: $55
Prada Shoes that match everything: Priceless
Getting them soaked in rain: Motherf$#%!
--
Lately the interns and I have developed a nice system of things to do at night, since drinking and partying isn't always the way to go. We've all become fast-fans of John Waters and Andy Warhol short-films. Why short-films? They were the raunchiest.
The rule is: everytime a pimp spanks someone (ranging from a ballerina to a weight-lifting guy on 'riods), we take a shot.
Every time there are references to drugs, we take another shot.
Every time we see a breast-- thats a chaser break.
Every time we see a penis-- two shots.
If it is hard-- three.
Okay, so I lied, we really just find new and inventive ways to get shitfaced when not working the corporate engine that makes the world go round. Trust your money in our hands bitches.