HIT THE ROAD, JACK
I started to read a new book today. Agatha Christie, yes. Poirot, yes. I love it because Hastings is in this one :))))))))))) It makes me laugh like an idiot.
ABOUT POIROT AND HIS NOBLE CAN
HASTINGS: So... You´re going to tell me who is, right?
POIROT: Of course not.
HASTINGS: WHY NOT!!! I´m your best friend!!
POIROT: Yeah, I know that.
HASTINGS: See? So, Are you going to tell me?????
POIROT: No
HASTINGS: Please? Please please? Please please please?
POIROT: Sorry, mate. You won´t say a word, but you´ll stare at him all the time and your face will be saying "Oh... I´m with... a criminal."
HASTINGS: Are you saying I´m stupid?
POIROT: No, I´m just saying you do stupid things sometimes.
THE FIVE SINFUL PLEASURES THINGY
1) Sloth.
2) Gluttony.
3) Wrath (only if you´re related to me).
4) Sloth again.
5) Pain, I like that. I bite my nails to the point of bleeding. It burns to have contact with lemons and blablah, hot water and electricity. Sometimes it hurts when I touch something, or even when I don´t. Yep.
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION
I HATE WIPS
TAKING OUT MORE FRUSTRATION
MIRABELLA YOU CAN GO TO HELL
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION. THE RETURN.
IT´S BEEN TWO MONTHS. TWO MONTHS!! GOT THAT?
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION. PART FOUR.
AND RHYSENN YOU CAN GO WITH HER.
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION. PART FIVE.
I mean, Princest?! William/Harry?! WHATTHEHELLISTHAT??
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION. THE END.
Er. Just write something not related to the real world. Soon. Please?
ABOUT POIROT AND HIS NOBLE CAN
HASTINGS: So... You´re going to tell me who is, right?
POIROT: Of course not.
HASTINGS: WHY NOT!!! I´m your best friend!!
POIROT: Yeah, I know that.
HASTINGS: See? So, Are you going to tell me?????
POIROT: No
HASTINGS: Please? Please please? Please please please?
POIROT: Sorry, mate. You won´t say a word, but you´ll stare at him all the time and your face will be saying "Oh... I´m with... a criminal."
HASTINGS: Are you saying I´m stupid?
POIROT: No, I´m just saying you do stupid things sometimes.
THE FIVE SINFUL PLEASURES THINGY
1) Sloth.
2) Gluttony.
3) Wrath (only if you´re related to me).
4) Sloth again.
5) Pain, I like that. I bite my nails to the point of bleeding. It burns to have contact with lemons and blablah, hot water and electricity. Sometimes it hurts when I touch something, or even when I don´t. Yep.
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION
I HATE WIPS
TAKING OUT MORE FRUSTRATION
MIRABELLA YOU CAN GO TO HELL
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION. THE RETURN.
IT´S BEEN TWO MONTHS. TWO MONTHS!! GOT THAT?
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION. PART FOUR.
AND RHYSENN YOU CAN GO WITH HER.
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION. PART FIVE.
I mean, Princest?! William/Harry?! WHATTHEHELLISTHAT??
TAKING OUT SOME FRUSTRATION. THE END.
Er. Just write something not related to the real world. Soon. Please?