Sup, bitches?

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yo, check this shit. Gots me a damn fine piece of the net, here. On this fuckin’ awesome livejournal shit. Awwwwww, yeeahh. Got this sweet laptop, stole from some store. Fuckin’ thing’s the size of a notebook.

What the fuck these ads here for? Yeah, TAKE IT, journal-thing. TAKE IT IN THE ASS.

‘Cept I kinda feel like I’m the one gettin’

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[antagone]

Oh HEY! Another red head! Hi! I'm Grace Ryan with Force 10 News!

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Uh, 'sup.

Yo, I seen you. On the news, 'n all. Yeah. Think you covered some shit on me few times.

....

Like your hair. 'S nice.

[antagone]

Your grandfather was very excited when you got back from Iraq! And aw, thank you! That's sweet of you to say.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

... Wait, nigga was excited I was comin' back?

Fo' real?

Shit, now... Now 'm all.. fuckin' 'marrassed...

Yeah, you know... cause, like... I like redheads.

[antagone]

Well, yes. He was very excited. He was worried about you.

You know, I don't see many red-heads without freckles but I've been seeing more and more usually.