Sup, bitches?

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yo, check this shit. Gots me a damn fine piece of the net, here. On this fuckin’ awesome livejournal shit. Awwwwww, yeeahh. Got this sweet laptop, stole from some store. Fuckin’ thing’s the size of a notebook.

What the fuck these ads here for? Yeah, TAKE IT, journal-thing. TAKE IT IN THE ASS.

‘Cept I kinda feel like I’m the one gettin’

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[monarch_the]

Oh god there's more of them.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Fuck you talkin' 'bout, nigga?

You got somethin' say to me?

[ed_wuncler_iii]

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Oh, man, Rummy.

This motherfucker goin' dooooooowwwwwn. He fuckin' history man! DEY GONNA HAVE TO LOOK SO FAR BACK IN DE FUCKIN' TEXBOOK TO FIND HIM, HE AIN'T EVEN GONNA BE DERE!!!!

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yo, man, y'didn' e'en fuck up the plane when you done? C'mon man, where you' standards?

Fuck, yo, dis motherfucker takin' it? Shee-it, nigga, he ain't gonna be any fuckin' trouble. We just get some motherfucker from jail and get him to rape that motherfucker, you dig? He a fuckin' sissy, need some bitch comin' out ta fight 'is motherfuckin' battle. 'S just wrong.

FUCK, PEOPLE AIN'T GOT NO HONOR NO MO'. He sound confused, yo. Wearin' gold boots n'all? He wear spandex too? Motherfucker sounds like a goddamn infomercial fo' exercisin.

Yeah. He gon' be my exercise.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Homocycle? Shit yeah! Homocycle ridin' giant nutsacks! Fo' fuckin' REAL, yo.

Nigga, I ever get that fuckin' crazy, I give you permission in advance ta let you do my my ass. Take my motherfuckin' ass out back and fuckin' kill me wit' a shovel.

They call me pig-dog, I piss on they motherfuckin' shoes, 's what'll happen. Fuckin' Germans. T'ink my grandpa shoot they motherfuckin' grandpa's 'n shit, back then.

Shit, you know I'm there, man! Always wanted to do some niggas in Europe.

(Fuckin' shit, Rummy, you know y'don' suck. S'matter wit' you? Fuckin' high or somethin'?)

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Nigga, I ain't a fuckin' dog! I don't crap m'self when I'm excited!

Riley's grandad? But he a real nice motherfucker. Cain't think o' him shootin' nobody. Well... 'cept me. (Motherfucker had a shotgun, can you b'lieve it?)

Shit, why'n you call dem house make-over bitches? Dey do your house, it look like dat. Right? Use de extra money fer guns, kno' wha' I'm sayin'?

Asshole, don' be tellin' me dey real fuckin' vampires here. Almost made me shit myself. That ain't coo', Rummy.

(Shit. Drink to that, nigga. Drink to that.)

[plumpumpkin]

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By the way...you were right your friend is like...hilarious...

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[plumpumpkin]

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That's pretty cool...I mean it's not often you find people like that.

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[plumpumpkin]

Yeah....I need to repaint my room too. Kind of out growing the pink you know?