May 01, 2002 02:53
My god...I've been gone for a while. Sorry folks, was a bit preoccupied with an injury to my prick shoulder. Apparently I ripped it while shagging several women at once working so it's been a bit uncomfortable sitting typing or anything ELSE I like to do like shagging MORE birds writing or even rolling a soothing spliff.....
I shall be back as soon as the swelling goes down and I don't walk too bowlegged. Jesus, let's not forget how IMPOSSIBLE it is to take a piss without screaming out in sheer agony, or, christ, putting on clean Calvin's. pain goes away so I can type.