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My ex-boyfriend, my first love, who I dated for 3 years 5 years ago, called me recently to tell me he was gay. "YOU ARE NOT," I retorted. "You CAN'T be," I said, thinking of multiple incidents in the past that had proved to me again and again that he wasn't. "No," he says, "I am, and I haven't really dated anyone seriously since you, and that was
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