The Ed and Larry Update: Episode Four
Number of hours spent in sweltering heat: 15.34
Number of (extremely necessary) trips to see our friends at the OEOB: 6
Number of (just as necessary) trips to see our friends at Starbucks: 3
Number of highly uncalled-for names Patti at the mess called us when we complained about the bottled water limit: 4
Number of ounces of water consumed (collectively): 157.3
Number of times CNN had more information about the status of our AC than maintenance: 3.5
Number of our calls CNN took regarding said subject and their sources: 0
Number of times we complained to our compatriots in operations: 3
Number of times we complained to each other: 28
Number of pounds of water weight lost (collectively): 4.57
Number of times we've had to restrain ourselves (separately) from breaking into (in no particular order) "Too Darn Hot", "Hot Blooded", "Fever", "We Didn't Start The Fire", "It's Hot In Herre", "Hot, Hot, Hot", and "Burning Down The House": 19
Serving at the pleasure of the President: Priceless.
Number of (extremely necessary) trips to see our friends at the OEOB: 6
Number of (just as necessary) trips to see our friends at Starbucks: 3
Number of highly uncalled-for names Patti at the mess called us when we complained about the bottled water limit: 4
Number of ounces of water consumed (collectively): 157.3
Number of times CNN had more information about the status of our AC than maintenance: 3.5
Number of our calls CNN took regarding said subject and their sources: 0
Number of times we complained to our compatriots in operations: 3
Number of times we complained to each other: 28
Number of pounds of water weight lost (collectively): 4.57
Number of times we've had to restrain ourselves (separately) from breaking into (in no particular order) "Too Darn Hot", "Hot Blooded", "Fever", "We Didn't Start The Fire", "It's Hot In Herre", "Hot, Hot, Hot", and "Burning Down The House": 19
Serving at the pleasure of the President: Priceless.