Jun 12, 2010 19:28
Do not go see The A Team. It's like the male version of Charlie's Angel, only worse. I didn't think that was possible. Damnit, Bradley Cooper. I loved you so in Alias, but if you continue to play douchebags onscreen, I don't think my love will last. And, Liam Neeson, man you must have swallowed your dignity to play this role. I kinda wept for you and the horrible acting you were forced to commit. I pretty much thought everybody in the movie was an over-arrogant psychopath that needed to die just so the IQ of the rest of the population in the world could go up a few notches.
Dear Movie Industry: STOP VIOLATING CLASSIC TV. First, Charlie's Angels, Transformers, then G.I. Joe, and now this. What's worse is I know Michael Bay is set to helm the Teenage Mutant Ninjas remake. *SOBS* What's next? You're gonna redo The Brady Bunch with Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears playing the girls?
P.S. God, do I hate Jessica Biel. Any movie she's in, you're guaranteed to hate.